Well hey there, my romantic partner. (That's my little pet name for you.) Our relationship's been going pretty well, and I think it's time we took things to the next level: I want you to meet my parents. Yes, those people in the frame on my desk.
In fact, I'm taking you to meet them RIGHT NOW! Mom and Dad told me on the phone earlier that they're excited to meet you (so they can determine if you're actually good enough for me).
Okay, we've arrived at their house! Now it's up to YOU to say and do the right things so my mom and dad like you. DON'T FUCK IT UP. (Also, I love you.)
