1. This apt comparison:
“marilyn manson looks like nicholas cage dressed up as marilyn manson”
2. This description that's hard to refute:
My whole life changed when I realized that pro wrestlers are just buff theatre kids
3. This clothing display:
4. This naming system:
black bears: make sense brown bears: also make sense polar bears: not called white bears for absolutely no fucking reason
5. This meme — which is calling me out:
I made a meme about punctuation
6. This mashup:
Here's what happens if you speed up moon landing footage and add Yakkity Sax
7. This shocking movie detail:
in ‘baby driver’ (2017) the words ‘baby’ and ‘driver’ appear on the screen. this is a reference to the fact that the movie is called ‘baby driver’ https://t.co/xZzdzv5zRZ
8. This familiar face:
9. And David Schwimmer's denial:
Officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York. To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation. #itwasntme https://t.co/EDFF9dZoYR
10. This bizarre pricing system:
theres gotta be a better way to convey this information
Click here to see how people on Twitter tried to figure it out.
11. This fooled pup:
i've never seen a clearer explanation of plato's cave
12. This scary prediction of a future war:
There are roughly 40 million kangaroos worldwide and there are 8 million people in Ohio so if there was an instance that kangaroos invaded Ohio each individual would have to fight off a minimum of 5 kangaroos and idk if we could do it
13. This secret-revealing X-ray:
My mom found out I got my nipples pierced today
14. This "American" snack:
This what the British are being told is authentic American football fare: A two-foot long Mac & Cheese dog at Wembley today. https://t.co/R9upUcAFIs
15. This guy, who is living in 3018:
Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair taped to an electric skateboard while vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now I’m questioning all my life choices. https://t.co/VfFlJZKil4
16. And this tweet, which is true, tbh:
Kidneys are just body Britas