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Adulthood is just clicking this button everyday until you eventually die
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Adulthood is eating the bruised part of the banana because you spent money and this is your goddamn banana.
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Exciting perks of adulthood: 1. Busy! Busy all the time! What are you even doing? You don't know! 2. Very tired. 3. Some kinda stomach ache??? 4. Definitely sad about something. 5. Bills! Bills all the time! What are you even paying for? You don't know!
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Adolescence versus adulthood.
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I want a horror movie about the modern terrors of adulthood. Ones that we can all relate to. Like about making a dental appointment now that you finally have insurance as a grown woman, and the anxiety of what the dentist will say to me.
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99% of being an adult is looking for an adultier adult to do the adulting.
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Being an adult means you have a favorite laundry basket
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I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever
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age 18: who's this 23 year old asshole age 23: who's this 18 year old asshole age 30: who's this 29 year old asshole
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Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies
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I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair
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Being an adult is just eating yogurt until you die
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When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult
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Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans.
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Being an adult is just a constant series of idk, idc, and lots of wtf.
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The best part of being an adult is being able to go grocery shopping for easy mac, uncrustables, and a case of beer and no one can say no.
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probably my favorite part of being an adult is all the anxiety i experience over working on projects i gave myself that no one else cares if i finish
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I think the most exciting thing about being an adult is never knowing what part of your body is going to hurt the next day.
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I thought adulthood meant late night candy runs to 7/11. Turns out it means forcing yourself to eat kale & broccoli for dinner instead of ice cream ... what a let down.
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Adulthood is trying each of the same six passwords that you use for everything and complaining that you're tired.
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Everyone talks about how hard being an adult is but nobody talks about how satisfying it is when the days over, u worked, did some leisure activities, made dinner, cleaned, did laundry, got the dishes washed, u showered & realize even tho life gets hard ur kickin its ass