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21 Realities For Someone Who Gets Way Too Anxious Smoking Weed

420 hate it.

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1. Weed culture has never made much sense to you.

2. You don't understand how it makes other people so relaxed.

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3. Because for you, marijuana makes your anxiety a lot worse.

So, so much worse.
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So, so much worse.

4. It goes way beyond simple paranoia.

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If only it were just paranoia.

5. Your mind starts racing a million miles a minute.

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6. Anything you were even slightly worried about before is now magnified.

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7. You start thinking about every insecurity you've ever had.

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"HAVE MY NOSTRILS ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THAT?"

8. Or you freak out over anything in your life that isn't perfect.

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"I NEED TO CLEAN MY APARTMENT."

9. Heaven forbid you start thinking about what happens to you after you die.

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"I'M GOING TO HELL, AREN'T I?"

10. Sometimes watching a movie will help, but it can also make your anxiety even worse.

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11. And you get jealous if you see any characters smoking pot and having a good time.

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HOW?!

12. Your friends insist that you just haven't tried the right kind of marijuana, but you don't believe them anymore.

Nice try.
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Nice try.

13. If you're dumb enough to smoke pot at a party, all you want to do is disappear.

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Nobody talk to me.

14. You try to act normal, but you're keenly aware of how much you don't belong.

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15. And you have to figure out a way to leave ASAP without making things super awkward.

16. You're so confused by people who want to smoke pot and then go DO THINGS. Like, OUTSIDE.

THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE.
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THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE.

17. Because you just want to curl up in a ball and wait for it to be over.

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18. And you ask yourself, Why did I pay money to feel this way?

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You can feel anxious all on your own, thankyouverymuch.

19. So you decide not to smoke weed anymore, and you feel much better.

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Aaahhhhh.

20. You don't need marijuana to have a good time.

21. After all, you still have beer.

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Cheers!