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16 Nerdy Jokes That Are So Bad, They're Good

"I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon."

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We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their favorite nerdy jokes. Here are the wonderful results.

1. How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

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Submitted by polkadotpancake.

3. What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

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Submitted by maddyw48a343e53.

4. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home?

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Submitted by Kathy Garner, Facebook.

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7. How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

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Submitted by Taliah Farnsworth, Facebook.

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Submitted by Emily Shulman, Facebook, written by Brian Malow.
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Submitted by Emily Shulman, Facebook, written by Brian Malow.

9. What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

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Submitted by vodak636.

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Submitted by Sonny Schroeder, Facebook.
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Submitted by Sonny Schroeder, Facebook.

11. Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.

12. Wanna hear a joke about potassium?

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Submitted by Elan Riggs, Facebook.

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Submitted by Sara Hunt Ash, Facebook.
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Submitted by Sara Hunt Ash, Facebook.

14. Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

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Submitted by Emily Rachel Buck, Facebook.

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16. What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

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