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Here's How Your Sex Life Compares To Everyone Else's

Fantasizing, cheating, and all of your racy results that you didn't post with the share button.

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Graphics by Jenny Chang

How people define sex varied a lot. At 35%, oral and any kind of penetration were the most accepted as what qualifies as sexytime.

Jerry Seinfeld's declaration about it being sex if a nipple is out, however, garnered a measly 3%. Sorry, Jerry. 😕

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And while 62% of y'all have sex on the mind almost daily, almost a quarter only think of it sometimes.

Meanwhile, 15% of you would have to duck to get through doors with that thought bubble hovering over you all the time.

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Turns out most words for "sex" gross you out, including "coitus," "lovemaking," "copulation," "nookie," and "fornication" (though "coitus" won out by a small margin).*

Somehow a quarter of respondents have skin that doesn't crawl when they hear them, which, kudos.

*Editor's note: As one reader pointed out, "porking" should have been included in the options. We are very sorry for this egregious omission.

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Surprisingly, a third of those polled just aren't that into robot help in the bedroom. Another third is totally willing, and 23% haven't tried anything raunchier than an added appendage.

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The good news is a third of you are totally pleased. Almost 20% are channeling Macaulay Culkin, and 13% of you Fast and Furious fans might want to think about adding some foreplay.

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