5. You don’t have to wrassle with clown-paint remover.
10. You can rub your eyes freely with no threat of smudging.
12. You won’t emerge from the shower looking like this.
14. Special occasions feel even more special when you doll up and wear it.
15. And not feeling pressure to have to wear makeup feels liberating.
18. Meaning you can divert any energy you used to fret about what people will think for something else!
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