Why are there so many people on campus ALL the time?
Does no one ever go home?
Wait, we actually use our ID cards for stuff?
Guess I should take it to school then.
The whole “you are just a number at a big school” thing is actually accurate.
Professor, I am in your nine am lecture every morning...
I better put my first and last name at the end of this email.
Maybe my student number too. And my date of birth. Should I write my social security code too?
Between classes I literally have to run in order to make it on time.
Why does no one show up early for class?
Nothing like that awkward solitary wait.
Why isn’t my professor emailing me back the same day?
What could they possibly be doing?
When do the wet labs start?
I would even settle for microscope work!
Maybe if I get to the library early enough there will be spots…Nope.
Why does it take a month to grade a 22 question multiple choice test?
I could do it faster than that!
Anyone can’t just walk into the library?
If you don't feel like an FBI agent while walking in you are doing it wrong.
There is actually a lot to do!
Why do homework when there is free food at the Future Accountants of the World meeting?
It's not all bad!
Definitely some things to get used to, but having a pool in your six-floor gym is pretty cool!