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Wow, so many push notifications.
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Oh! The election results are in! Perfect... wait, what?!
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This can't be right, can it?
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No, there must be a computer error somewhere.
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Wow. This is actually happening.
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Is there still something we can do?
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It was down to Florida?! Only one thing left to do:
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Where do we go from here?!
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What's going to happen next?!
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Have to keep calm. Somehow.
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I need to get my feelings down. I know! I'll write something on Facebook.
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Damn it. I guess this is the world we've got to live in now.
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Okay, bye! I'm out of here.