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When you told your dad that you got your girlfriend pregnant. On April Fools Day.
2.
When your friends say they're going for tacos and you realize it's the greatest idea in the world.
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And then afterwards when the tacos leave you feeling a little... not quite right.
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When your friend says she's getting back with her ex, and you don't know how to express to her that she's an idiot.
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When you want to suggest taking your sexting to the next level and start sending photos.
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And when you want to express that one of your fantasies is for them to mount you like a cowboy.
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When someone is playing around too much.
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When you ate too many tacos earlier, and now you have a food baby.
9.
When someone texts the next morning to check up on how you're feeling, and asks you how much you had to drink the night before.
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When you want to express your love for someone, but want to make sure they know you have a heart as black as night.
11.
When you need something off a high shelf, and need someone tall to come help you reach it.
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When you remember that test you definitely didn't study for right before you have to take it.
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When your friend bets you a beer that America will win their Copa América match.
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When your friend is being bossy and you want to tell him he's being a bit of a princess.
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When you spend the whole week eating McDonald's for lunch everyday and someone asks what you want for brunch on Saturday.
16.
When you want to tell the world that there's no better food than this bit of awesomness.
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When the beer emoji doesn't quite match the level of sophistication of your evening.
18.
If you're not confident enough to send the eggplant emoji.