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21 Everyday Dangers Of Life According To Indian Advertising

*Holds gun to your head* Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?

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1. Your dreams won't come true because your skin isn't radiating.

Hindustan Unilever Limited

2. You will be required to wear white pants and do bizarre acrobatics EXACTLY when you're on your period.

WHO DOES THAT?
Whisper India / Via youtube.com

WHO DOES THAT?

3. The only known way to charm desi chicks is a brand new banyan.

Amul

4. Hussain or Vishal will break into your house demanding to check if your toilet is as shiny as Yami Gautam's face.

Hindustan Unilever Limited

5. You could lose your senses at any moment if someone wearing a specific deo walks by you.

Hindustan Unilever Limited / Via youtube.com

6. Drinking bottled mineral water will make you speak the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Coca Cola / Via youtube.com

7. Every time you have a toothache, reporters can magically appear demanding to know if your toothpaste has salt in it.

Hindustan Unilever Limited

8. Not using special sensitive toothpaste will have you experience dreadful jhanjhanahat.

GlaxoSmithKline / Via youtube.com

9. Pimples are a much higher priority than studying for your exams.

Garnier

Exams really only help shape your future, no biggie. Pimples, though. Those are truly important.

10. Sleeping on the the floor will make you orgasm.

Watch Katrina Kaif make love to a floor here.
Johnson Lifestyle / Via youtube.com

Watch Katrina Kaif make love to a floor here.

11. Bathing will make you orgasm.

Hindustan Unilever Limited / Via youtube.com

12. Washing your hair will make you orgasm.

Procter & Gamble / Via youtube.com

13. Drinking cold beverages will make you orgasm.

14. Chocolate will make you orgasm.

Mehak Group / Via youtube.com

15. Bottomline: If Katrina endorses it, it will make you orgasm.

L'Oréal India Pvt. Ltd. / Via youtube.com

16. You will be publicly shamed if you're wearing a white garment that isn't emitting light.

If you ain't wearing white, you ain't doin it rite.
Tide / Via youtube.com

If you ain't wearing white, you ain't doin it rite.

17. And if you're a woman, you will have to singlehandedly keep everything sparklingly clean, from dishes to clothes to floors to toilets.

Hindustan Unilever Limited / youtube.com
Reckitt Benckiser
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Reckitt Benckiser

18. You'll also be singlehandedly responsible for making sure your kid is winning every quiz, race, and popularity contest in school by using a myriad of irrelevant products.

Cadbury India

Cadbury India

Reckitt Benckiser

19. And if they are denied chocolate of their choice, they will leave their homes.

Cadbury / Via youtube.com

20. Food at popular fast food restaurants will send you on the path to being a stoner.

McDonalds / youtube.com
McDonalds / youtube.com
McDonalds / youtube.com

21. Some chocolates will have the same effect.

Cadbury / Via youtube.com

Stay safe, India, the world is out to get you. At the very least, advertisers are.