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21 Things Every Indian Does During An India-Pakistan Cricket Match

Are you saying something, Pakistan? Can't hear you over the sound of all the World Cup wins over you so far.

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2. Even if you're the least patriotic person in the world, you surround yourself with flags and jerseys.

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*Frantically hunts for saffron face-paint in Bandra*

5. And even if you're normally conscientious and polite, your inner racist comes out to join in the fun.

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(Seriously, if you haven't apologized to your Pakistani friends already, don't worry – they've already unfriended you, you rude mofo.)

7. You get goosebumps when India's national anthem is played and sing it with utmost conviction.

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India-Pakistan match anthem > Independence Day anthem > Republic Day anthem > pre-movie anthem.

15. If you're smart, you have an email ready to send your boss/teacher saying you'll be late the next day.

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Or not in attendance at all. Because an India-Pakistan hangover > every other hangover, ever.

16. Unlike during any other game, your trash-talk alludes a lot of history. Like, a lot.

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"OF COURSE WE'RE HITTING FOURS AND SIXES, WE'RE USED TO MAKING THEM RUN TO THE BORDER." #Ohhhhhhh

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