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11 Lessons From Indian Cows On How To Not Give A Damn

Cows offer a lot more than just milk.

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Cows in general, hands down, are just the most adorable creatures that were sent to Earth.

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Just look at this cutie, awwwww.

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But in India, they're more famous for their flawless, natural and absolute sass. They teach you about the chill life, you need only pay attention.

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Lesson 1: Care, do not.

Do you think these honeys care about them being on the road? YOU'RE in their way.
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Do you think these honeys care about them being on the road? YOU'RE in their way.

Lesson 2: Give fucks, not.

This cow knows she's the beast on a one way street but do you really think she gives two fucks about it? She don't.
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This cow knows she's the beast on a one way street but do you really think she gives two fucks about it? She don't.

Lesson 3: Throw shade, you may.

Yes, she's BFFs with a sheep. U got a problem? That's not her problem.
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Yes, she's BFFs with a sheep. U got a problem? That's not her problem.

Lesson 4: Throw excessive shade, you may.

"I still don't get why you're photographing this absolutely regular thing. Get a job or something." - Dog.
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"I still don't get why you're photographing this absolutely regular thing. Get a job or something." - Dog.

Lesson 5: Roll with your homies, you must.

These streets and this 'hood belongs to nobody else but you.
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These streets and this 'hood belongs to nobody else but you.

#PowerpuffGirls
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#PowerpuffGirls

Lesson 6: Pose with your homies, you must absolutely.

If cows could, they'd be better at taking selfies than humans, tbh.
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If cows could, they'd be better at taking selfies than humans, tbh.

"LOL. #Butt #Tail #Photobomb #Fun #River #Stairs"
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"LOL. #Butt #Tail #Photobomb #Fun #River #Stairs"

Lesson 7: Befriend a living being of another species, you must.

Such friendships come with perks of love, care and cuddles. As they can't interact with your species, they're good to vent frustration to, too.
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Such friendships come with perks of love, care and cuddles. As they can't interact with your species, they're good to vent frustration to, too.

Lesson 8: Do what you want, always.

When you gotta contemplate over life, you gotta contemplate even if it's in the middle of the road. #NoJudgement.
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When you gotta contemplate over life, you gotta contemplate even if it's in the middle of the road. #NoJudgement.

Srsly #NoJudgement whatsoever.

Srsly #NoJudgement whatsoever.

Lesson 9: Dress to look flawless, always.

Channel your inner diva and expose the world to your dripping awesomeness cuz you deserve it.
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Channel your inner diva and expose the world to your dripping awesomeness cuz you deserve it.

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#Flawless4Eva

Lesson 10: Live life on the edge, you may.

If this cow doesn't inspire you to catch a train to thrill, I don't know what will.
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If this cow doesn't inspire you to catch a train to thrill, I don't know what will.

Lesson 11: Wind down with nature, you must.

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At the end of the day when you've won the living-chill life, hit the beach and relax. You deserve it.