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14 Things Punjabis Are Tired Of Hearing

Make a Santa-Banta joke one more time.

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1. "Hey it's 12 o'clock. Hahaha."

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Ah, what a perfect time for me to punch you in your face.

2. "Are you like always drunk?"

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Are you like always makin' dumb assumptions?

3. *Attempts to speak in Punjabi* "Chak de phatte, napp de killi!"

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Please. Stop.

4. "So, if you're a Punjabi, how are you a vegetarian?"

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By choice. That's how.

5. "Wait, what? You don't drink?"

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To drink at night, or not. My choice.

6. "Let's have some makke di roti and sarson da saag!"

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How dare... well, okay, yes, that sounds amazing actually.

7. "Why are you all so loud?"

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Can't hear you over the sound of my mom calling me for some butter chicken.

8. "Why are you perpetually angry?"

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Because of people like you.

9. "Okay, listen. Santa asked Banta..."

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Wow! Amazing joke! Look! My middle finger is giving you a standing ovation!

10. "Shut up, of course you love Honey Singh. You're Punjabi."

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Fitteh moo tera!

11. "Aren't you too skinny to be Punjabi?"

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And yet I can take your ass down in a fight.

12. "All your relatives live in Canada, na?"

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Seems like yours live in your ass.

13. "Cool, you can play the guitar! Play Bulla Ki Jana Main Kaun."

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14. "Doesn't it get boring? Eating parantha for breakfast every day?"

*Takes a spoonful of ghee and pours it on the parantha* Nah, no complaints.
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*Takes a spoonful of ghee and pours it on the parantha* Nah, no complaints.

Burrraahh!