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    11 Nov 2014

    16 Things You Should Never Tell A Desi At The Gym

    "Good, you'll lose the Diwali weight. LOL."

    1. "Array, very good you joined. You needed it."

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    2. "Haha, looks like you ate way too much mithai during Diwali!"

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    3. "Weight shate don't do. Do cardio."

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    Well, you're a piece of shate.

    4. "Is that a beer belly or are you preggo? Haha."

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    5. "Did you just join? Dekh ke aisa hi lag raha hai."

    6. "Mummy shaadi ke liye ladke dhundh rahi hai kya?"

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    Are you even in your senses?

    7. "Eat only kakdi, tamatar and boiled chicken with no oil, you'll lose weight damn fast."

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    8. "All you need is cardio and nothing else."

    9. "Don't do treadmill re. Do elliptical, works on full body."

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    10. "Array, girls shouldn't lift heavy weights. You will get muscles."

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    I already have muscles, you need a brain.

    11. "No, no! Don't take whey protein, it's steroids."

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    *Deep breaths*

    12. "Wo builder dekh udhar... Steroids."

    13. "You want abs right? I do 500 crunches everyday."

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    14. "Do GM diet, ek week mein 5kg lose hoyega."

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    15. "You're already so skinny, why are you working out?"

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    16. And the one thing you should never ask under any circumstances, "Kuch weight kamm hua kya?"


    Please, let me punch you and make you lose the weight of your teeth.

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