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16 Things You Should Never Tell A Desi At The Gym

"Good, you'll lose the Diwali weight. LOL."

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1. "Array, very good you joined. You needed it."

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2. "Haha, looks like you ate way too much mithai during Diwali!"

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3. "Weight shate don't do. Do cardio."

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Well, you're a piece of shate.

4. "Is that a beer belly or are you preggo? Haha."

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5. "Did you just join? Dekh ke aisa hi lag raha hai."

6. "Mummy shaadi ke liye ladke dhundh rahi hai kya?"

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Are you even in your senses?

7. "Eat only kakdi, tamatar and boiled chicken with no oil, you'll lose weight damn fast."

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8. "All you need is cardio and nothing else."

9. "Don't do treadmill re. Do elliptical, works on full body."

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10. "Array, girls shouldn't lift heavy weights. You will get muscles."

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I already have muscles, you need a brain.

11. "No, no! Don't take whey protein, it's steroids."

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*Deep breaths*

12. "Wo builder dekh udhar... Steroids."

13. "You want abs right? I do 500 crunches everyday."

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14. "Do GM diet, ek week mein 5kg lose hoyega."

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15. "You're already so skinny, why are you working out?"

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16. And the one thing you should never ask under any circumstances, "Kuch weight kamm hua kya?"

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Please, let me punch you and make you lose the weight of your teeth.