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    WHY? WTF? Bed Dolls.

    I don’t know anyone who keeps Bed Dolls. I’m not even sure why I capitalized that phrase. They are creepy and legend says that any married man who has Bed Dolls also keeps his testicles in his wife’s purse. That’s right. You heard me.