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    The Gothic Fantasy King Of All Horned (Horny?) Things

    Coupled with the subtle come hither finger and the chest baring linen robe, totally spells GIGOLO. Horned things, indeed. Moloch honey, you look like you haven’t slept in weeks, and is that…Herpes on those lips? Let me get you on a Visine & Valtrex treatment of sorts.

    Karen Sugarpants
    by Karen Sugarpants

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