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    Jeff Goldblum Probably Would Not Approve This Message

    Bzzzzz…..I gotta wonder who the hell would do this to their friend. Even if this close resemblance to a fly were pretty (it’s not)(flies land on poop), I wouldn’t model it on a half-naked, mostly-passed-out, totally-unshaven dude holding a bizarre excuse for a stuffed squar-nimal. The whole ensemble reeks of Ecstasy and Rave Kids. Where’s my glow bracelets? Raid? Pretty pink fly swatter?

    Karen Sugarpants
    by Karen Sugarpants

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