Gag Inducing Spoon Rest - At Least It Isn't Pubic Hair *BARF*

We have a dog. I love her to pieces but her tongue never, ever touches my plate, my mouth or my kids. That’s just the way I am. I want to make out with my dog just about as much as I want to make out with Carrot Top or Amy Winehouse. As in NOT AT ALL. (Though I’m certain my dog’s mouth is cleaner than part of Amy Winehouse’s body.)