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Wonka Golden Tickets For Crap Parking

Print and issue your own snarky Golden Tickets for those times when you just have to commend someone's outrageously horrible parking job.

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Check out this toolbag who blocked the entire crosswalk.

Ever been baffled by supremely bad parking skills or etiquette? Doesn't it make you want to punch something? Violence ain't the solution, dear. Their fighting game super-move may be Stupidity, but yours is Sarcasm.

Be your own Willy Wonka in the magical world of crap parking!

We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams... and we are snarky passive-aggressive jerks who have access to a color printer.

Print extra when going to Whole Foods and/or Target!

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