If it was a close friend and they asked me about it before the event, I would be ok with it. That way I could set aside a time so it didn’t take away from my plans.

If everything is a figment of my imagination I must really hate myself.

A slinger! Oh and gooey butter cake.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? ……
A fsh!

My office gets bagels sliced like that all the time. Makes it bite sized and easier to snack on between customers and work.

I have the garlic car. Easy to use, hard to clean.

Travis Barker’s daughter looks classier than a lot of the other ladies attending last night.

After my grandparents first date, my grandmother decided she never wanted to see my grandfather again. He joins the navy and goes off to fight in ww2. Two years later he comes home for a visit. They run into each other again( my grandmothers brother in law and my grandfather were cousins) and keep in contact. My grandfather then goes back to California where he is stationed. Three months later my grandfather proposes in a letter. My grandmother said yes in the condition that he paid for her train ticket. A week later she hops on a train, never been out of Missouri before, and not certain if he will even be at the train station to meet her. She made it in late Friday and they head first thing to the base to get married. They were married 54 years before my grandfather passed away.

BuzzFeed got something right. Pukwudgie! Same as pottermore.

John Mulaney has a bit about this. It’s pretty funny.

Craved anything mint for most of my pregnancy. I did make my husband take me out for waffles and French fries at 12 pm one night though.

I was attempting to clean out my microwave with water and vinegar. Put it in a mug and set the timer. I guess I put it in there too long because about a min in I heard a loud popping noise and my microwave stopped. The vinegar water had exploded everywhere. Thankfully the microwave was ok.

Nixon looks like he’s up to something in that picture.

Spot on Buzzfeed! I got 28 and it was actually correct.

Having my daughter. I want her to grow up feeling confident about herself, and listening to my insecurities wouldn’t be a positive influence on her.

If 34 dd is the most common breast size how come I can never find bras in that size?

Yay Imos!!!

Lions choice mushroom Swiss sandwich

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who saw the similarities.

My car was a pos and it kept dying mid test. I f

Just because some parts of our history are unpleasant doesn’t mean we should choose to ignore them. We have to learn more so we can stop the same atrocities from happening again. Movies like Birth of a Nation are great because it gets us talking about subjects we previously have not been taught.

Define normal.

I never realized how awesome my childhood was until I see posts like this.

I used to mix a fifth of cheap vodka, a gallon of pre made lemonade and two packets Kool aide usually tropical punch flavor. It was tasty

I feel like drunk me wouldn’t be able to do it if sober me could barely make them

Return of the Jedi - exactimundo!! Ewoks were my favorite as a child.

I love seeing women in sarees. They are beautiful and I would love to be able to wear one

At my high school I was sent to the principles office for wearing a sleeveless shirt. The straps were about 4in wide. I frequently wore shirts that exposed my midriff and never had two words said to me about it.

River is also a character in Firefly.

These people supporting her decision for her religious “rights” wouldn’t feel the same if she was anything other than Christian.

Dirty Love staring Jenny McCarthy. It’s incredibly dumb but makes me laugh every time.

When I was about 7 I was very upset that my parents gave my little brother my wooden rocking chair. They had painted it a different color and told me it was his now. To get back at him for “stealing” my chair I convinced him to sit in it while I duct taped his writs to the arms of the chair, and his ankles to the legs. I then put a large piece of duck tape and left the room. My mom found him about 20 minutes later.

My mom paid for me to get my belly button pierced at 14.

Last week I gave my 6 yr old step daughter a benedryl caplet for a runny nose. She had never taken medication in pill form. When her mom came to pick her up that evening the first thing she said was ” mommy I took a pill!”

My mom has said almost every one of these things to me at one time.

Most of the people being prosecuted for looting aren’t from ferguson at all. They came from other communities to take advantage of the situation. St. Louis in general still has a very large racial decide. It’s not only before racist against blacks here either.

I just got demoted from being a bridesmaid to just a guest because I wasn’t willing to devote every weekend of my maternity leave to her wedding.

I was perfectly healthy in every way but I wasn’t what most people would call skinny. Actual

Just because someone isn’t perfectly skinny doesn’t make them unhealthy. I’m 5’ and even at 149 lbs my body fat percentage was in a healthy range. I was peruper

Push up bras are not the most comfortable to begin with. Working out I want to be comfortable.