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Which Shakes Senior Are You?

Apparently this is a trend now. Find out which one of us you are and maybe your life will start to make more sense. 17 questions for the class of '17!

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  1. What's your drink?

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    PBR
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    Pinot
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    Woodchuck
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    Whiskey soda
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    A nice tall glass of water
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    Anything pink and OBNOXIOUS
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    I'm usually the designated sober, sigh
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    I can handle anything
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    Literally as long as it comes in a box, I DON'T care
  2. Pick a Shakes sophomore.

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    Madie
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    Laura
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    Grace
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    Hannah
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    Sabina
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    Rainier
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    Tiffani
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    Naomi
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    Val
  3. It's Pub Night. Where can you be found?

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    watching movies in the shakes basement
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    waiting for my nachos at the Hoop
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    gettin' DOWN on the dance floor
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    engaging in a steamy dance-floor-make-out
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    texting my long-distance bae in my room
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    pregaming in the house, probably won't even make it to the pub
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    working on an essay in the house
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    smoking in the ampitheater
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    having a drink at the bar
  4. What's your favorite coffee chain?

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    DD
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    Dunks
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    Dunkin'
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    Dunkity-dunk
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    DUNKIN' DONUTS IS LIFE
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    *mumbles* Starbucks...
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    Peet's
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    I'll just use the coffee machine in the shakes house
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    I don't drink coffee
  5. Pick a Shakes junior.

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    Marley
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    Isaac
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    Lily
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    Lara
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    Diana
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    Vanessa
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    Brigitte
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    Kailey
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    Sophie
  6. Which famous Shakespeare character are you?

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    King Henry V
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    Lady Macbeth
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    Rosalind
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    Prospero
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    Peter Quince
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    Cordelia *chuckle*
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    Cleopatra
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    Hamlet
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    Beatrice
  7. What's your favorite city?

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    Boston
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    Athens
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    Mumbai
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    Albuquerque
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    Bologna
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    I just really love camp
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    El Paso
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    New York
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    Amsterdam
  8. Are you in a relationship?

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    I would be, if I didn't spend my life doing theater
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    Hehehehe, you tell ME
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    I don't know! We haven't DTR'd yet
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    Yeah...*giggles nervously*
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    *yawns* What was the question? I just got back from the senate bus and I am TIRED and SORE
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    I think so????
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    *winks* Why do you ask?
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    I'm basically married
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    *flips hair dramatically* come hither
  9. It's initiation. You hear campus po knocking on the door. What do you do?

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    Start a game of Spin the Bottle, and ask Po Karen if she wants to join
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    Pretend to lock yourself outside and cover up your boobs while asking "what could be the matter, officer?
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    HIDE THE BOOOOOZE
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    Sit at the kitchen table and take a confident sip of your drink
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    Shepherd the young'uns into the basement
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    PANIC about the possibility of losing your HP position
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    Shout "QUIET, BITCHES" until a hush falls over the room
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    Sit and stare in wonder while chaos ensues
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    Search for your pants because you KNOW you ripped them off at some point
  10. It's 45 degrees out. What are you wearing?

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    a long floral shirt over black leggings and ballet flats
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    a hoodie, leggings, a beanie, and bean boots
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    a trendy green trench coat over a black dress and tall boots
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    yoga pants and a sweatshirt
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    flannel over a crop top and ripped black jeans
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    a t-shirt, denim shorts, and no shoes
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    jeans, sneakers, and my shakes hoodie
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    baggy jeans, a sweater over a collared shirt, and a baseball hat
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    a black leather jacket, black jeans, and sleek black boots
  11. It's the zombie apocalypse, and zombies are invading the Shakes House. What's your survival strategy?

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    ask them about their families, ambitions, biggest regrets
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    give them a tour of the house
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    calmly engage with them and assert your dominance
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    offer them some house booze
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    play them sweet music until they fall asleep
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    hide in the basement
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    start talking philosophically and confuse the hell out of them
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    yell "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, FUCKERS" and throw toilet paper rolls at them
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    film them and get great footage for the movie you're going to spend hours making later
  12. What's your JAM?

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    "Closer" by The Chainsmokers
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    "Girl" by Jukebox the Ghost
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    "Sleazy" by Ke$ha
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    "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy
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    "Drank & Drugs" by Lil' Kleine
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    "Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg
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    "Classic" by MKTO
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    "Feeling Myself" by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé
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    "Mercy" by Kanye West
  13. Pick a flannel.

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    holiday flannel
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    flannel crop top
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    flannel hoodie
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    flannel scarf
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    rainbow flannel
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    pink flannel
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    flannel vest
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    classic flannel
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    does this count as flannel???
  14. What are your post-grad plans?

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    write beautiful literature and listen to symphonies all day long
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    ACT ACT ACT
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    anything as long as I'm by the ocean
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    stumble into community theatre and eventually resort to law school
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    fuck if I know
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    get my PhD in Philosophy
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    work for Buzzfeed
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    work at a museum, stare at art, talk to pretty girls
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    be a "consultant"
  15. What's your pick up line?

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    Uh...do you want to ride with me to Boston? we can split the zip car
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    Do you wanna CUM over and hang??? ;)))))
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    *whispers in your ear* meet me at my thesis carrel
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    Would you like to take a lovely walk with me in the freshly fallen snow, and kiss under the warm glow of the street lamps?
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    I'm a lifeguard. But I won't save you from drowning...in all that pussy.
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    How do you feel about orgies?
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    *to two women at bingo* do you come here often?
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    Would you like to ride...on my bike?
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    *winks* *winks* *winks*
  16. It's three hours into a drunken room crawl, and you watch as one of your friends tragically falls down the staircase. What do you do?

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    rush to her assistance
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    document the whole thing on Snapchat
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    observe her closely so that you can imitate her movements when you're telling the story later
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    point and laugh throughout
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    you're the one falling...
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    join her
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    laugh, but feel really really bad about it
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    continue walking down the staircase because you haven't noticed a thing
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    hand her your drink, she could use one right about now
  17. Do you even like Shakespeare?

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    Oh, Bill. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.
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    Honestly, no.
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    He's pretty chill.
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    Sure, whatever!
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    I guess he's okay...from the TECH ROOM...don't make me go onstage...please don't
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    I'd be down to smoke with him.
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    I like him when I get the LEAD role.
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    We're involved.
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    I think the real question is, does HE like ME? Ayooooo
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