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Which Shakes Senior Are You?

Apparently this is a trend now. Find out which one of us you are and maybe your life will start to make more sense. 17 questions for the class of '17!

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  1. What's your drink?

    PBR
    PBR
    Pinot
    Pinot
    Woodchuck
    Woodchuck
    Whiskey soda
    Whiskey soda
    A nice tall glass of water
    A nice tall glass of water
    Anything pink and OBNOXIOUS
    Anything pink and OBNOXIOUS
    I'm usually the designated sober, sigh
    I'm usually the designated sober, sigh
    I can handle anything
    I can handle anything
    Literally as long as it comes in a box, I DON'T care
    Literally as long as it comes in a box, I DON'T care
  2. Pick a Shakes sophomore.

    Madie
    Madie
    Laura
    Laura
    Grace
    Grace
    Hannah
    Hannah
    Sabina
    Sabina
    Rainier
    Rainier
    Tiffani
    Tiffani
    Naomi
    Naomi
    Val
    Val
  3. It's Pub Night. Where can you be found?

    watching movies in the shakes basement
    waiting for my nachos at the Hoop
    gettin' DOWN on the dance floor
    engaging in a steamy dance-floor-make-out
    texting my long-distance bae in my room
    pregaming in the house, probably won't even make it to the pub
    working on an essay in the house
    smoking in the ampitheater
    having a drink at the bar
  4. What's your favorite coffee chain?

    DD
    Dunks
    Dunkin'
    Dunkity-dunk
    DUNKIN' DONUTS IS LIFE
    *mumbles* Starbucks...
    Peet's
    I'll just use the coffee machine in the shakes house
    I don't drink coffee
  5. Pick a Shakes junior.

    Marley
    Marley
    Isaac
    Isaac
    Lily
    Lily
    Lara
    Lara
    Diana
    Diana
    Vanessa
    Vanessa
    Brigitte
    Brigitte
    Kailey
    Kailey
    Sophie
    Sophie
  6. Which famous Shakespeare character are you?

    King Henry V
    Lady Macbeth
    Rosalind
    Prospero
    Peter Quince
    Cordelia *chuckle*
    Cleopatra
    Hamlet
    Beatrice
  7. What's your favorite city?

    Boston
    Boston
    Athens
    Athens
    Mumbai
    Mumbai
    Albuquerque
    Albuquerque
    Bologna
    Bologna
    I just really love camp
    I just really love camp
    El Paso
    El Paso
    New York
    New York
    Amsterdam
    Amsterdam
  8. Are you in a relationship?

    I would be, if I didn't spend my life doing theater
    Hehehehe, you tell ME
    I don't know! We haven't DTR'd yet
    Yeah...*giggles nervously*
    *yawns* What was the question? I just got back from the senate bus and I am TIRED and SORE
    I think so????
    *winks* Why do you ask?
    I'm basically married
    *flips hair dramatically* come hither
  9. It's initiation. You hear campus po knocking on the door. What do you do?

    Start a game of Spin the Bottle, and ask Po Karen if she wants to join
    Pretend to lock yourself outside and cover up your boobs while asking "what could be the matter, officer?
    HIDE THE BOOOOOZE
    Sit at the kitchen table and take a confident sip of your drink
    Shepherd the young'uns into the basement
    PANIC about the possibility of losing your HP position
    Shout "QUIET, BITCHES" until a hush falls over the room
    Sit and stare in wonder while chaos ensues
    Search for your pants because you KNOW you ripped them off at some point
  10. It's 45 degrees out. What are you wearing?

    a long floral shirt over black leggings and ballet flats
    a hoodie, leggings, a beanie, and bean boots
    a trendy green trench coat over a black dress and tall boots
    yoga pants and a sweatshirt
    flannel over a crop top and ripped black jeans
    a t-shirt, denim shorts, and no shoes
    jeans, sneakers, and my shakes hoodie
    baggy jeans, a sweater over a collared shirt, and a baseball hat
    a black leather jacket, black jeans, and sleek black boots
  11. It's the zombie apocalypse, and zombies are invading the Shakes House. What's your survival strategy?

    ask them about their families, ambitions, biggest regrets
    give them a tour of the house
    calmly engage with them and assert your dominance
    offer them some house booze
    play them sweet music until they fall asleep
    hide in the basement
    start talking philosophically and confuse the hell out of them
    yell "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, FUCKERS" and throw toilet paper rolls at them
    film them and get great footage for the movie you're going to spend hours making later
  12. What's your JAM?

    "Closer" by The Chainsmokers
    "Girl" by Jukebox the Ghost
    "Sleazy" by Ke$ha
    "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy
    "Drank & Drugs" by Lil' Kleine
    "Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg
    "Classic" by MKTO
    "Feeling Myself" by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé
    "Mercy" by Kanye West
  13. Pick a flannel.

    holiday flannel
    holiday flannel
    flannel crop top
    flannel crop top
    flannel hoodie
    flannel hoodie
    flannel scarf
    flannel scarf
    rainbow flannel
    rainbow flannel
    pink flannel
    pink flannel
    flannel vest
    flannel vest
    classic flannel
    classic flannel
    does this count as flannel???
    does this count as flannel???
  14. What are your post-grad plans?

    write beautiful literature and listen to symphonies all day long
    ACT ACT ACT
    anything as long as I'm by the ocean
    stumble into community theatre and eventually resort to law school
    fuck if I know
    get my PhD in Philosophy
    work for Buzzfeed
    work at a museum, stare at art, talk to pretty girls
    be a "consultant"
  15. What's your pick up line?

    Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Uh...do you want to ride with me to Boston? we can split the zip car
    Do you wanna CUM over and hang??? ;)))))
    *whispers in your ear* meet me at my thesis carrel
    Would you like to take a lovely walk with me in the freshly fallen snow, and kiss under the warm glow of the street lamps?
    I'm a lifeguard. But I won't save you from drowning...in all that pussy.
    How do you feel about orgies?
    *to two women at bingo* do you come here often?
    Would you like to ride...on my bike?
    *winks* *winks* *winks*
  16. It's three hours into a drunken room crawl, and you watch as one of your friends tragically falls down the staircase. What do you do?

    Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    rush to her assistance
    document the whole thing on Snapchat
    observe her closely so that you can imitate her movements when you're telling the story later
    point and laugh throughout
    you're the one falling...
    join her
    laugh, but feel really really bad about it
    continue walking down the staircase because you haven't noticed a thing
    hand her your drink, she could use one right about now
  17. Do you even like Shakespeare?

    Oh, Bill. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.
    Honestly, no.
    He's pretty chill.
    Sure, whatever!
    I guess he's okay...from the TECH ROOM...don't make me go onstage...please don't
    I'd be down to smoke with him.
    I like him when I get the LEAD role.
    We're involved.
    I think the real question is, does HE like ME? Ayooooo

Which Shakes Senior Are You?

You got: Colleen

DADDDDDDY. You know deep, deep shit about the society. You've tried to get to know everyone pretty well, and they all love you for it. You're full of love and cuddles, and you play a handsome king.

Colleen
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You got: Laurel

You are funny, awkward, and know how to fix everything. Seriously. You can fix everything, including someone's bad attitude. You can usually be found dancing on chairs in the kitchen to Andy Grammer.

Laurel
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You got: Kanika

You often get confused in the middle of a sentence and try to laugh it off. You are in a million places at once but really love everyone a LOT so you don't mind. Apparently it's easy to get secrets out of you.

Kanika
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You got: Alison

You're confident, passionate, and talented. You feel strongly about art, beautiful girls, sex jokes, team costume, and spacious skies. You're usually out first in "Never Have I Ever."

Alison
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You got: Laura

You're graceful, talented, and have crazy good taste in music. You are hilarious on stage, and make DELICIOUS monkey bread. If it weren't for your presence at newbie brunch, who knows if the newbies would get fed at all.

Laura
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You got: Marcela

You're sweet, funny, full of wonder, and have a beautiful laugh. You can shed this innocent act in an INSTANT when you play badass women on stage.

Marcela
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You got: Fani

You're damn smart, trendy, and gorgeous to boot. You're able to write a stunning paper and drink two glasses of wine at the same time. You're usually out second in "Never Have I Ever."

Fani
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You got: Jenny-Marie

Your presence at meetings is unparalleled. You bring the party, the risk, the excitement, and the energy into every room. You think no one has a crush on you, but the joke's on you - everyone does.

Jenny-Marie
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You got: Cordelia

You have mad video editing and leadership skillzzzz. You have the energy and enthusiasm of an all-star cheerleader. Though, sometimes when you hold votes, you become a flight attendant. Weird.

Cordelia
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