25 Of The Best Responses To Amazon Prime Day

I woke up at 3 a.m. for this??

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4 Pair of "Gently Used" panties for $2.86 #AmazonPrimeDay
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell)

Damn been waiting for the PS4 to go down 10 cents 😩 #AmazonPrimeDay
— lupe (@cherryyyybomb)

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The best deal I've seen so far is 15% off a box of pop tarts. #AmazonPrimeDay
— Sakeef Salman (@ChiefSakeef)

For me, Prime Day is still about family.
— daveanthony (@daveanthony)

#PrimeDay is like when grandma says "help yourself to the candy jar!" but it has nothing but raisins and sugar-free salt water taffy
— Dera Luce (@DeraLuce)

Ah yes, my favorite electronic: Flintstones vitamins #PrimeDay
— Evan Thomas (@EvanDerekThomas)

#PrimeDay IT IS WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED!
— Admiral Bahroo (@AdmiralBahroo)

So what I'm getting out of this is that #PrimeDay is some sort of postmodern experiment to see if disappointment can be quantified.
— Brad Williams (@FuriousBrad)

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#PrimeDay is a bigger disappointment then I am to my parents
— Alex Wakehouse (@AlexWakehouse)

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Bought two Roombas during #PrimeDay, and now I'm going to have them battle it out in my living room for my approval.
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo)

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My favorite thing about #PrimeDay is looking at what people are buying. There's a wait list for an electronic pencil sharpener. In 2015.
— Kelli (@ksnedegar)

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Turns out #PrimeDay was better than expected! I thought I would waste hundreds but ended up spending nothing at all.
— Morgan C. Besmer (@MorganBesmer)

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You better hope that robbery works out, because with 76% off black balaclavas, you missed a real steal #PrimeDay
— Danny O'Dwyer (@dannyodwyer)

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#PrimeDay is the Lady Edith of sales.
— The Dowager Countess (@theLadyGrantham)

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"I'll give you $3 for this Walkman." "What am I gonna do with a Walkman?" "IDK man, it's 79% off" #AmazonPrimeDay
— Son of Meelz (@MeelzTV)

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ACT FAST! #AmazonPrimeDay There's a GREAT DEAL on a VCR REWINDER http://t.co/8C1tfpP15P
— Chris Glass (@TheChrisGlass)

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So when does the "Prime" part of #PrimeDay start?
— JD Harmeyer (@jdharm)

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Amazon could've at least had Prime Day on a date that was an actual prime number, I mean really
— Doree Shafrir (@doree)

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. @Amazon's algorithms are so advanced, I've been offered over 10,000 #PrimeDay deals and am not interested any of them.
— Doug Davis (@DJD)

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LOL at Amazon getting everybody excited about Prime Day & then showing up like that clearance table at TJ Maxx.
— Anil Dash (@anildash)

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Hi @amazon, all I want for #PrimeDay is for you to change your mind about the final goddamn season of @HannibalNBC. Thanks!
— Edward J. Knigge (@eknigge)

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