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How Would You Lose On An Episode Of “Chopped”?

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  1. Candy Land
    Via Hasbro and Winning Moves
    Candy Land
    Risk
    Via Hasbro and Winning Moves
    Risk
    Clue
    Via Waddingtons Parker Brothers
    Clue
    Cranium
    Via Hasbro
    Cranium
    Monopoly
    Via Habro
    Monopoly
    Guess Who?
    Via Hasbro
    Guess Who?
    Sorry!
    Via Hasbro
    Sorry!
    Operation
    Via Milton Bradley Company
    Operation
    The Settlers of Catan
    Via Mayfair Games
    The Settlers of Catan
  2. Watch a show
    Via Caesars Palace
    Watch a show
    Party at a club all night long
    Via MGM Grand
    Party at a club all night long
    Gamble
    Via Caesars Palace
    Gamble
    Hit up the hottest pool party
    Via The Cosmopolitan
    Hit up the hottest pool party
    Shop till you drop
    Via Caesars Palace
    Shop till you drop
    Chill by the pool
    Via Caesars Palace
    Chill by the pool
  3. Frank Abagnale Jr., <i>Catch Me If You Can</i>
    Via DreamWorks Pictures
    Frank Abagnale Jr., Catch Me If You Can
    Jack Dawson, <i>Titanic</i>
    Via Paramount Pictures
    Jack Dawson, Titanic
    Billy Costigan, <i>The Departed</i>
    Via Warner Bros.
    Billy Costigan, The Departed
    Jordan Belfort, <i>The Wolf of Wall Street</i>
    Via Paramount Pictures
    Jordan Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street
    Dominick Inception" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAwACAPAAAAAAAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAADAAIAAAIChF8AOw==" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-01/26/13/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-buzz-1665-1453833853-5.jpg" >
    Via Warner Bros. Pictures
    Dominick "Dom" Cobb, Inception
    Calvin Candie, <i>Django Unchained</i>
    Via The Weinstein Company
    Calvin Candie, Django Unchained
    Edward Shutter Island" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAwACAPAAAAAAAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAADAAIAAAIChF8AOw==" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-01/26/13/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-buzz-3725-1453833877-0.jpg" >
    Via Paramount Pictures
    Edward "Teddy" Daniels, Shutter Island
    Jay Gatsby, <i>The Great Gatsby</i>
    Via Warner Bros. Pictures
    Jay Gatsby, The Great Gatsby
    Romeo, <i>Romeo and Juliet</i>
    Via 20th Century Fox
    Romeo, Romeo and Juliet
  4. <i>New Girl</i>
    Via FOX
    New Girl
    <i>Fresh Off the Boat</i>
    Via ABC
    Fresh Off the Boat
    <i>Saturday Night Live</i>
    Via NBC
    Saturday Night Live
    <i>The Wire</i>
    Via HBO
    The Wire
    <i>The Office</i>
    Via NBC
    The Office
    <i>Rick and Morty</i>
    Via Adult Swim
    Rick and Morty
    <i>Friends</i>
    Via NBC
    Friends
    <i>Sex and the City</i>
    Via HBO
    Sex and the City
    <i>Game of Thrones</i>
    Via HBO
    Game of Thrones

How Would You Lose On An Episode Of “Chopped”?

You got: You’ll forget a basket ingredient

Your final dish will be beautiful, but there will be one thing missing — that pesky little curveball ingredient that you told yourself you’d worry about later. It’s with a heavy heart that Ted Allen will have to tell you, “You’ve been chopped.”

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You got: You won’t ~transform~ a basket ingredient

Basil? As a garnish? How groundbreaking. Everyone knows you use “Chopped” ingredients like a normal person would. Aarón Sanchez is judging you.

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You got: You’ll serve Scott Conant red onions

Your ostrich steak will be perfectly pan-seared, and you’ll whip up an eggplant puree that even Geoffrey Zakarian can’t criticize, but you’ll commit the ultimate “Chopped" sin: serving Scott Conant red onions. Sure, he’s contractually obligated to eat it, but right after, he’ll happily ruin your chances of winning $10,000.

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You got: You’ll try to make risotto in 20 minutes

You’ll think it’s a brilliant idea. Alex Guarnaschelli will be cringing from her seat. The result will be a chewy, undercooked mess. Congratulations, you played yourself.

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