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30 Of The Funniest Tweets About The #GOPDebate

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"Let's imagine Obama ate a baby. It's not a question. Let's just imagine it." #GOPDebate

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this is the worst episode of celebrity apprentice I've ever seen #GOPDebate

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#GOPDebate Huckabee just said pimps aren't paying into Social Security. Let's go after them, and get that Social Security money.

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Candidates, please rank from best to worst, the films of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. #GOPDebate

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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton will come to your wedding for a price. She is also available for anniversaries and birthdays. #GOPDebate

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There is nothing partisan about saying that Marco Rubio is objectively the cutest. #GOPDebate

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Cool people talk about their net worth! It's a thing all cool people do. Everyone who is cool mentions their net worth. #GOPDebate

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If they had their way, women will have to hold monthly funerals for their periods, like when you flush a goldfish. #GOPDebate

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Earlier today, candidates all standing together before the debate. #GOPDebate

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"And now for our 27 second Lightning Round on racial issues." #GOPDebate

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The Republican Party just flinchingly side-hugged the gay community. #GOPDebate

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What's the over-under on Climate Change coming up in a #GOPDebate before the wildfires take out my house?

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This is like Game of Thrones. I don't recognize half the characters but it doesn't matter because they'll be gone by next week. #GOPDebate

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Last time I heard "stupid" & "idiot" used so liberally in a debate was during a race for the president of my kindergarten class. #GOPDebate

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If I wanted to watch this many white men that hate women talk I'd have gone to an open mic. #GOPDebate

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If Christie doesn't take this opportunity to educate the public that #Manzod is back next Sunday, i swear to god bruh. #GOPDebate

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"How will you destroy Hillary Clinton once she reaches her final form?" -#GOPDebate

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The military is there to protect us. The purpose of Liam Neeson is to kill people and break things. #GOPDebate

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Poor Ronald Reagan is stuck in this debate like a bad group text. #GOPDebate

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"Show of hands: How many of you plan to see Straight Outta Compton?" #GOPDebate

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just praying my dad doesn't pop up asking a Skype question

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Thank you all for watching the #GOPDebate tonight. @julieklausner and I had a blast writing it.

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Guys! We've cured racism! I didn't realize until just now! Congrats all! #GOPDebate

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Literally the only question I want to hear these candidates answer is which of Drake's diss tracks they liked best. #GOPDebate #Drake

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Cruz's closing statement: "The 1st thing I do when elected is change EVERYTHING. Like I'd even turn the desk upside down." #GOPDebate

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I grew up the poorest. Vote for me. #GOPDebate

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OMG GOD IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND ANNOUNCING ON FOX #GOPDebate

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so to sum up, there might be a video out there of John Kasich singing Bronski Beats 'Smalltown Boy' at a gay wedding #GOPDebate

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