7 Reasons Why Fictional Men Are More Desirable Than Men In The Real World

Let's be real here, fake guys are so much better.

We all have celebrity crushes from Zac Efron to Michael B Jordan to all of Hollywood's Chris'. But, what makes these guys so irresistible?

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We fell in love with the characters they play, whether it's a sexy superhero, seductive basketball singer, or devilishly handsome villain. They made us fall in love with the most perfect, fictionalized versions of men that we wish we could see more of in the real world.

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You might not be picking up what I'm putting down, so let me countdown the seven reasons why you should be thirsting over a fictional man over any man in our reality:

Also, full disclosure: this post isn't to say all real men act terribly and completely suck. It's only pointing out the stereotypical character types that drive women wild and wish more men can strive to be like. Do not take this personally, even though I'm sure some of you will. Happy reading!

7. Fictional men have no problem showing their feminine side.

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I don't know about you, but I would love a man that also loves a good spa day!

Real men like to be the manliest man out of all of the manly men.

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I'm not saying I want a "weak" man, but what's the true definition of that anyways? You don't have to be "manly" to be strong.

6. Fictional men love to sing to show how much they love someone.

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That's so hot.

Real men are too embarrassed to express their love in lyrical form.

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That's so not.

5. Fictional men will cook you amazing food without you having to request it.

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Oh, yum! The food looks pretty good, too.

When real men cook, it's usually a disaster.

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I...just...I can't.

4. Fictional men give you genuine apologies when they're wrong.

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They have the sense that we're always right and they would be correct.

Reality men will say sorry just so you stop being mad at them in hopes of still getting lucky that night.

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Men of the real world didn't seem to get that memo!

3. Fictional men are honest and open with us always.

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I don't care if you think it may hurt my feelings, I want the whole truth and nothing but the truth! And yes, that means telling me if these skinny jeans make my butt look big. If I didn't want to know, I shouldn't have asked!

Real men seem to think they know what's best"for us and only tell us what they think we want to hear.

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Are you a mind reader? No? Then stop assuming you know what's on my mind and just tell me how you're really feeling for a change.

2. Fictional men aren't afraid to be vulnerable, even in public.

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This may be a little weird, but I find a man that cries very, very sexy! It just shows their sensitive side and that they have deeper feelings than the wall they put up.

Reality Men think that men should never cry.

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Some men may think crying is a sign of weakness, but it's actually a sign that you feel safe. Show us that you feel safe around us once in a while, why don't you?

1. And finally, fictional men do little things to remind you they're thinking of you.

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It's truly the thought that counts. It doesn't even have to be flowers, just a note saying you were thinking of us and something sappy that will make us swoon. I don't know, watch Cyrano and take some notes.

Real men will look you in your face, ask, "Isn't Valentine's Day enough?" and be completely, deadass serious.

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Sometimes we don't know how much you love us and just want some reassurance. Hell, it just feels good to hear it, especially when we're having a bad day! So, step it up, fellas!

Men, I hope you took notes. Ladies, I hope this didn't completely ruin all hope for your future (or current) relationship. However, my love life has been completely ruined due to my high expectations, so excuse me while I go watch videos of Zac Eforn singing for the next few hours. Good day!

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