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23 Things Only Weave Addicts Will Understand

It’s seriously an obsession.

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1. On your days off, you often find yourself awake at early hours, heading to a weave sale on the other side of town.

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2. Or you end up spending your free time making wigs.

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3. In short: Free time is weave time.

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4. Weave money comes first. Everything else comes second.


5. And nothing beats a fresh install. Nothing.

6. You're unable to contain your joy when your latest hair finally arrives.

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7. Two minutes after your latest install you're already thinking about your next weave.

8. The excitement of unboxing and co-washing never gets boring.

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It's a skilled process.

9. When you began your weave life, two bundles was the norm, but now no less than four will suffice.

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The bigger, the better.

10. You love it when everyone thinks it’s your real hair.

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11. You constantly tell yourself you'll go cold turkey, but you always end up going right back to weave.

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12. Your YouTube history is all weave tutorials and reviews.

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13. You're always thinking of new and inventive ways to dry your weave.

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14. When you see a fellow weavian with luscious, flowing locks, you must ask the all-important question: What kind of hair is that?


15. Your soul dies slightly when you get a surprise call from bae after you've taken your weave out.

16. Scenes like this give you heart palpitations.

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17. You're always super appreciative of your supplier.

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18. Even when your stylist tells you to take a break from the weave, you will not stop.

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19. Who needs a hairline anyway when you can buy a silk base, three-part, Peruvian closure, shampooed in golden flakes?

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20. You will never dream of calculating how much you’ve spent on weaves in your lifetime.

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Probably enough to pay off a mortgage.

21. Even as a reformed weaveaholic, you still can’t help but stare at the weave aisle in the hair shop.


22. And you're sick of people who are anti-weave.

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Let. Me. Live.

23. Because you know you're a queen, with or without weave.