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    How To Catch A House Humperrr

    How to catch a house humper. Also known as someone who has a quickie in one of the rooms at an open house while the realtor is distracted.

    HOUSE HUMPING: The act of attending an open house for the sole purpose of having a quickie in one of the rooms whilst the realtor is distracted. House humping is one of those urban legends you may have heard about, never truly believed. Well my friends, I can tell you from experience it most definitely does happen. I have caught people red handed (and red faced)!