The Only Way You'll Be Able To Match These Quotes To The Show Or Movie Is If You Watch TV All Day

“I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.”

“I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!”

“Pivot!”

“Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.”

“Bazinga!”

“I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”

“Keep the change, you filthy animal.”

“We all die. If we accepted that, we’d be happier.”