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    Rat Owners Are Tired Of Hearing These 19 Questions So Listen Up, You Ratless Boobs

    You're a rat. And that's not an insult.

    1. "Do rats feel love?"

    2. "Do rats carry diseases?"

    3. "Are rats smart?"

    4. "What do rats eat?"

    5. "How long do rats live?"

    6. "Do they escape their cage?"

    7. "How long can rats live without water?"

    8. "Are rats cuddly?"

    9. "Can rats be potty trained?"

    10. "Why do rats lick you?"

    11. "Do rats have feelings?"

    12. "Do rats like baths?"

    13. "Can you get rabies from a rat?"

    14. "Will your cat kill your rat?"

    15. "Do rats poop everywhere?"

    16. "Can they eat/dig through your walls?"

    17. "Can you have multiple rats, or will they fight?"

    18. "How much does a rat cost?"

    19. "Can rats control you via pulling on your hair à la Ratatouille?"