Rat Owners Are Tired Of Hearing These 19 Questions So Listen Up, You Ratless Boobs

You're a rat. And that's not an insult.

1. "Do rats feel love?"

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Yes. Yes, they do.

2. "Do rats carry diseases?"

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Yes, but you can give them vaccinations.

3. "Are rats smart?"

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Yes, they can be very smart if you train them.

4. "What do rats eat?"

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Bugs, fruits, and vegetables. Basically anything they can find.

5. "How long do rats live?"

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About two to three years.

6. "Do they escape their cage?"

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If you're not careful, yes.

7. "How long can rats live without water?"

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Three to six days.

(Obviously, don't deny your rat water.)

8. "Are rats cuddly?"

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Yes. They're little cuddle bugs. Or cuddle rodents, rather.

9. "Can rats be potty trained?"

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You betcha!

10. "Why do rats lick you?"

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To show love or because you have something tasty on your fingers!

(Yes, we know it's a bat. It's cute. Get over it.)

11. "Do rats have feelings?"

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Yea! And you better not hurt them!

12. "Do rats like baths?"

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Not really.

13. "Can you get rabies from a rat?"

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Not unless it has rabies and bites you.

14. "Will your cat kill your rat?"

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Not if you're in the room and watching them.

15. "Do rats poop everywhere?"

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Not if you train them.

16. "Can they eat/dig through your walls?"

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Yes, they can. We advise against letting them though.

17. "Can you have multiple rats, or will they fight?"

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They won't fight.

18. "How much does a rat cost?"

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Usually around $10-$20.

19. "Can rats control you via pulling on your hair à la Ratatouille?"

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No. Shut up.