That’s sick! Such a cool idea and so well done!

And that is truly the ironic thing that is going over tons of people’s heads.

Sanibel Island is my family’s absolute favorite vacation spot. It’s just so relaxing. Casa Ybel is nice, but it’s expensive. I like Sanibel Moorings much better. Their gardens are amazing and every condo has a different owner. So each unit is differently decorated. Tarpon is awesome as well. It’s a quiet little Greek town with amazing food. There’s a lot of the same tourist fare at the Sponge Docks, but the sponges are fairly cheap and you can see all of the boats bringing in their hauls.  The Tampa Bay area is actually pretty cool, so long as you avoid Pasco county. (I can say that because I lived in New Port Richey for the first 18 years of my life. There is nothing in Pasco.)

It is! :D

I got an A!  Not too shabby for an art student. At least I still remember basic algebra.

The washing car thing is an actual thing?! I thought it was just me!

Really? That’s interesting! Are the plumbing systems not capable of handling food remains?

I generally have near perfect grammar, but I don’t really care about other people’s unless it is so badly written that I can’t figure out what they’re saying. Of course, that’s only online. If I run into things like this when I’m editing a paper hell will be raised if they do not stop making the same mistakes.

It’s supposed to be twelve items or fewer.

I don’t know off the top of my head, but you’d better believe I’m beginning a project based on this. These images are so surreal already that it wouldn’t be hard to turn them into art pieces.

Why would it be illogical to believe in life on other planets? Do you realize how vast the universe is? It’s statistically likely that there is some form of life out there somewhere.

I can see Colonial Park Cemetery from one of my windows. The first thing my dad made me do when I moved in was put salt around all of the window frames and door frames. It keeps the spirits at bay. I don’t know if I believe, but you can’t be too cautious.

I think it’s just for privacy. Kind of creepy, though.

14/15 The damn wavelength question! I always forget that red has the longest wavelength and the least frequency.

Heh, depends on the person. My mom burns while my dad and I get farmer’s tans. All Y’all White people are the ones spending money for tans. ;P

Yeah, but it’s a different kind of heat. Up North, the temperature fluctuates somewhat from week to week. In Florida, once you hit 90 with 90% humidity, it’s going to be 90 with 90% humidity until November.

I’m a native and lived in Florida for 20 years. I have never seen a gator outside of a zoo. They are common, but somehow I missed them. If you can drive in Florida, you can drive anywhere.

This is a beautiful, beautiful list. No matter how much I may rag on it, Florida is home. The only thing that I can say I really, truly, 100% hate is the heat. Especially August. August literally hell outside.

Alligator is good. It literally does taste like chicken.

Yay for sex education and diverse body types! uwu

You got: Unibrow You are an open book, and that book is a tale of perseverance and bad-assery. You are confident and unapologetic about your natural sex appeal. Your body is your temple and your artistic palette, and that art grows wild and free and all over your face. With the likes of Frida Khalo? I can’t complain about that!

#11 I know what I’m doing in the computer labs on Monday evening…

Hmmmm… How much did he charge?

All I can say is thank God that I’m out of Catholic school. Because this would be in my head all day in classes. But, I think that the actual loophole is oral. Although, at my school no one cared. We didn’t even try to pretend we were virgins.

Another toxic plant that’s everywhere are azaleas! Just don’t eat them and you’ll be fine, though. I used to pick flowers and leaves off the bushes at my grandmother’s house all the time, so I suppose they aren’t as dangerous as some other plants.

Coaster, maybe?

What? No Weelees wheelieing?

I miss this show. It was the best game show. Now we have stuff like “How Smart is Your Baby?” (or something like that).

No Face looks absolutely terrifying. If I saw him coming towards me I’d start running and never look back.

I think you could have a voice with an RP accent reading out the post while “God Save the Queen” is playing in the background and have the computer magically deposit a cup of tea in front of you and some of my fellow Americans would still be confused. Of course, everyone in the US also likes to think that they’re middle class. People who make anywhere from $30,000 - $250,000 USD will say that they’re firmly middle class. It’s less of a bracket and more of a reason to say that you can complain about the poor and the rich without making yourself look bad.

So, who’s volunteering to buy me everything on this list?

People flinch at lizards? But they’re so cute and harmless!

I will admit that I did do a double-take a few years ago when the newscaster on the TV announced Russia had invaded Georgia. Then I realized “Oh, not that Georgia.”

Hair loss sucks.Ihaveahormone disorder and it made my hair really thin.Iused to have nice thick hair whenIwas little, too.