They met at a beauty salon*
She had a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm*
She deff has an ass like Serena
She doesn't have 4 kids, but is 1 of four.
They pulled up in a Benz
She didn't have sex with Usher, but he looks like he would.
She's looking like Michael with OUT his monayyy.
He absolutely hollered "Prenup".
I don't think she's actually even seen a Hyundai.
SHE GOT HIM FOR 18 YEARS.
She definitely doesn't mess with broke guys
But I'm not calling her a god digger, because she's got more money than the Pope's got prayers.