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Which B**** From Suite 403 Are You?

Suite 403 is the point around which all of towers revolves. It is the center of the Carmichael universe because it has the highest concentration of lit af pregames and bad bitches per square inch. Now it's time to figure out which of these bad bitches you are.

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  1. It's your turn to cook suite dinner. What are you making?

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    Can we just pick up burger up or satay?
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    Something healthy but we will binge eat chips approx. 2 hours after dinner.
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    Some combination of goat cheese and sausage.
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    Something that takes 2 hours to prepare and then I realize I don't even like lentils.
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    Ramen.
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    Quesadillas and waffles and something my abroad mom used to make.
  2. Which emoji best describes your mom?

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    Pretend this is a trailer.
    Pretend this is a trailer.
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    But in an ironic way.
    But in an ironic way.
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    Any earlier in the day and she'll be having them for breakfast, John.
    Any earlier in the day and she'll be having them for breakfast, John.
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    Even on vacation.
    Even on vacation.
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    It's not low calorie, Mom.
    It's not low calorie, Mom.
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    American gold.
    American gold.
  3. Where can we find you at Tin?

    Assuming that it is before 1 am if you haven't already gone home with someone or left to get a Daddy's Dog.

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    Jogging away from my ex while texting him about our issues.
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    Getting set up with potential new hookups by crusty old hookups.
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    Spilling my giant beer.
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    Getting complimented by male friends of all sexual orientations.
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    Juggling the attention of my DTD flock.
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    Chugging vodka sodas even though I have work in the morning.
  4. Which Guy Fieri are you?

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    Balls to the Wall, Sky's the Limit Guy Fieri
    Balls to the Wall, Sky's the Limit Guy Fieri
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    Binge Eating Takes its Emotional Toll Guy Fieri
    Binge Eating Takes its Emotional Toll Guy Fieri
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    Mischievous, Burger Lovin', Photogenic Guy Fieri
    Mischievous, Burger Lovin', Photogenic Guy Fieri
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    Connecting with Hip-Hop Community Guy Fieri
    Connecting with Hip-Hop Community Guy Fieri
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    Fuck yeah Fuckin Stir Fry Guy Fieri
    Fuck yeah Fuckin Stir Fry Guy Fieri
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    Guy's Spanish Adventure Guy Fieri
    Guy's Spanish Adventure Guy Fieri
  5. How does your dream date end?

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    Not with sex, that's for sure.
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    We share awkward kiss and never speak again.
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    He tells me it wasn't a date and that he has a girlfriend.
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    We date long distance for five years and gradually stop having sex.
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    I walk of shame into brunch ;)
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    We have an emotional conversation followed by some heavy petting.
  6. Which of these is your modeling headshot?

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    *scratches head*
    *scratches head*
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    "Sorry, Vogue. I can't be on your cover next month. Too busy sunning in Capri."
    "Sorry, Vogue. I can't be on your cover next month. Too busy sunning in Capri."
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    Knowing what to do with your hands is so last season.
    Knowing what to do with your hands is so last season.
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    Couture is not clothing. It is art.
    Couture is not clothing. It is art.
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    A good model is not afraid to commit to her role.
    A good model is not afraid to commit to her role.
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    Let the wind blow through your hair.
    Let the wind blow through your hair.
  7. Who is your celeb crush?

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    Whoever this is probably has a great personality.
    Whoever this is probably has a great personality.
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    McDreamy pre-nose job
    McDreamy pre-nose job
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    Colombian Dreamboat
    Colombian Dreamboat
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    The funny, chubby guy from Parks and Rec
    The funny, chubby guy from Parks and Rec
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    this guy who is so hot I get nervous when he's on tv
    this guy who is so hot I get nervous when he's on tv
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    Jesus's celebrity crush
    Jesus's celebrity crush
  8. What's your drink of choice?

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    Dry Martini Straight Up No Olives Make it a Double
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    Vodka Sodas (plural)
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    Gin and Tonic
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    Dry-Hopped, Barrel Aged Scotch Ale brewed with Cherries and Cocoa Nibs
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    Some pretentious shit with mescal and bitters
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    Grapefruit Shandy
  9. Which clothing item best fits your style?

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    Would gauchos by any other name still look as good?
    Would gauchos by any other name still look as good?
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    Sluttiest thing they had at TJMaxx.
    Sluttiest thing they had at TJMaxx.
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    You know who you are.
    You know who you are.
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    Athleisure is the new athletic.
    Athleisure is the new athletic.
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    It's called fashion, look it up.
    It's called fashion, look it up.
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    this jacket defines me.
    this jacket defines me.
  10. What are your plans after graduation?

    We're all going to be okay, but as of now, this is what is in store for us. Ca

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    Crying.
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    Crying in the bathtub.
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    Crying in med school interviews.
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    Crying in business casual.
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    Crying in Spanish.
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    Working at Microsoft.
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