Point Break directed by Kathryn Bigelow. Women can direct anything-including ridiculous action movies where Keanu Reeves is a cop going undercover as a surfer to entrap Patrick Swayze
When I was a kid, we would spray my dog with a squirt bottle when he humped things. One time, I walked in on my parents having sex (they thought the door was locked). I calmly took the scene in, left, returned with the dog spray bottle, and proceeded to squirt my dad with water.