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30% sex jokes, 20% buying food with money you don't have, 10% being paranoid that an adult will walk in, 15% perpetual existential crises, 5% judging the crap out of anyone who walks in, 10% tea spilling/complaining, 8% sweating your balls off and 2% actually doing makeup or hair. But, it's 100% the best family you'll ever meet. Take the quiz to find out who you are most like in our makeup crew family!

What Member Of The S*T*A*G*E Glam Squad Are You?

What is the most important part of your makeup routine?

What kind of food would your order during the show?

Go to jams for getting ready before the show?

Pick your favorite musical that WJ has done

Who is your favorite freshman boy in cast?

Have you had the urge to fight James this year?

You are the mom of this family, and you own it. You get a little obsessive over running a tight ship and making sure everything is organized and going according to plan, but you also love to have fun and chill with your gals. You are all about spilling and sipping tea, just make sure you don't go overboard, as your flair for the dramatics can be overwhelming to some people. Some may call you a double agent, and you love your hysterically funny crew friends just as much as you love your as your melodramatic acting pals, but you'll never reveal where your true allegiances lie.

Kailee

You are the cool aunt/uncle of the glam family (depending on the day). Everyone wants to be around you, although often times this just annoys you, you still find it endearing that so many people like being around you. You have a very nonchalant sense of humor, as most of it comes from your laid back and petty characteristics. You are normally pretty chill, as long as no one steals your combs, loses their extensions or messes with your station. People go to you for advice because you can put on an outward appearance of being neutral towards the situation, even if you're judging them super hard on the inside. You have a genuinely good soul, even if you get salty fairly easily, and people around you love you. You also have a very good taste in music.

Mariah

You are the baby of the makeup family (the grown-up baby, but still the baby nonetheless). You are extremely talented in the world of makeup and everyone recognizes it. You are such a sweet person and make people feel very warm and happy when you joke with them. Sometimes you get a little disoriented and overwhelmed, but never forget that your glam family is here to support you and back you up no matter what! You have a beautiful soul and should show off your inner personality more often. The quirky and fun side of you is extremely endearing, so don't be afraid to let it out more often (screw anyone who judges you for it). You have a bright future ahead of you, just don't let the dark times get in the way of it.

Izzy

You are the middle child of the glam fam. You are definitely always the funniest person in the room and you are the least afraid to fuck around a little. You make everyone around you laugh and smile, whether intentional or not. Remember to not always be so hard on yourself, because you are beautiful and deserve to feel it just as much as you flaunt it. You are one hell of tea spiller, but you aren't as dramatic about it as others. You are also incredibly smart and are definitely going places. No one can beat our Laura Jean-Covey dupe!

Gwen

You are the oldest child of the glam family. You are poised and graceful but still hilarious and up for all kinds of things. You make looking good seem effortless, and your aura is always bright, even on your bad days. You are an extremely kind person, and you have some badass traits as well. You came onboard to the stage family a little later than everyone else, but you fit right in and have made the makeup crew a much better place with your presence.

Erica

You are the grandma of the makeup family, and this is a great position to be in. You don't have any organizational or practical repsonsibilities in the crew, but you still get to be in the squad and have all the fun and bonding time with the family. You still help maintain some order and put people in line if they step out of place or get to be a little too much, but you are fun and love to have fun. You are empathetic to a fault, and you want to make sure the people around you are okay. You should remmeber to take care of yourself too, because as much as you spread love to others, you should also be spreading some of that love to yourself so that you don't become unhappy. You are a ray of sunshine and make the days brighter.

Alicia

You are the beloved dog of the makeup family. You are loud (quieter now than you used to be, but still loud sometimes) and energetic. You love to get attention but aren't afraid to share the spotlight with others (not the literal spotlight, you don't do cast). You can be very sweet and bubbly one minute, but can quickly turn aggressive and angry if provoked or under too much stress. People should be wary not to mess with you, they should see what happened to that chair. All of that makes you who you are, and that's why we love you.

Jackie

You are the gerbil (potentially also the cat) of the makeup family (in the best way). Probably the coolest person in the squad, and no one can deny it. You are honest and want to make sure people don't get away with bullshit. You are a very easy person to talk to, however, because you don't put your judgments onto other people and don't force your views onto them either. You are very caring and will comfort a friend in need when the going gets rough. You know life can be tough, so you try to be there for your friends whenever you can, and it's always appreciated. You are a free spirit and your presence is very soothing, especially during stressful periods of time. Your calm demeanor and infectious laugh make the makeup room a place to enjoy going to during times of distress.

Maddie

You're the chill but distant uncle of the family, who will show up randomly to events after long stretches of time of not being around. You have a very stoic and quiet nature, and it takes a lot to anger or upset you. When you laugh it is a sight to behold, and you should try to relax more and let yourself feel comfortable around others. You have an old soul, but it contradicts with what you put out into the world. Your tastes in music, art and literature are likely to be refined. You may even be found hunched over, reading a newspaper and complaining about your aching joints. Your presence is always something that everyone enjoys, and your opinions are very insightful and valid. You tend to stay neutral in dramatic situations, but on the inside you have your own opinions. All in all you are a very good person, just remember to let loose once in a while.

Josh

The mascot of makeup, and also the really cool gay uncle of the family. Will always try to find time for makeup tradition, but it will almost always fail. Super hot and very talented. You make the world into one big song, literally, and the tune is infectious. People often say that musicals aren't realistic because people don't burst out into song randomly, but you change that perspective completely. You are very talented and hardworking, and you are without a doubt one of the funniest people ever. Your kind heart and funny quips make everyone happier, and the squad wouldn't be the same without you.

Jose

You're not technically an official member of the crew, but you are still loved by everyone in it! You're sort of the unofficial child of the makeup room. You are kind-hearted, sweet to a fault, love to give hugs and will cry if you feel bad about something you said or did. You are also the most lowkey eboy in existence. You have been adopted into the makeup family, just make sure Mac doesn't find out how much time you're spending down in the makeup room.

Will

The only son of the makeup family. You are loved by your family, even when you become too much to handle. The makeup family really wouldn't be the same without you in it, and we wouldn't have the same traditions (the fire alarm also probably wouldn't have gone off during R&J). You definitely complain a lot, as you've definitely heard before, but no matter how negative you may get at times, you always have a joke at the end to turn things around. You have a knack for quick-witted humor and making weird noises, which is quite endearing most of the time. You also have a head that is more tender than a newborn baby and sometimes it is the hardest thing in the world to deal with, especially since you tend to have a diva streak in your veins. No matter how ghostly you make yourself look or how drastically you force people to contour your forehead, you are still loved. You put in a lot of time and effort to help the squad succeed, and the glam crew wouldn't be able to do what we do without having you back us up.

Connor

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