1. "What?? Did you need this for something?"

2. "Nope...I didn't eat anything out of the garbage can...definitely not."

3. "THIS IS MY ART."

4. "It's not a mess, it's just how I express myself."

5. "I wasn't chewing on these, I just wanted to see if they were my size."

6. "Is there something in my teeth??"

7. "DON'T. SAY. A WORD. ABOUT THE POOP IN MOM'S CLOSET."

8. "It was so weird I was just frolicking along and happened to dig a ginormous hole totally by accident."

9. "OH, HELLO...DIDN'T EXPECT YOU HOME SO EARLY."

10. "Well, these were in the trash, so I thought it wouldn't matter if I chewed 'em up."

11. "Do you see these eyes? This is what total and complete innocence looks like."

12. "Maybe I'll just hide here until she forgets that I peed all over the couch."

13. "..........................what?"

14. "This is where I go to think about the next prank I'm gonna pull on my dad."


15. "INCOMING."

16. "Heheh, um........I can explain?"

17. "WE MIGHT BE TROUBLEMAKERS BUT WE'RE VERY LOVABLE TROUBLEMAKERS."
