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23 Misleading Things All Horseback Riders Say

"Just swing your leg over and get on top of him."

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2. "She got me off twice today."

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3. "Don't put her away while she's still wet."

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4. "Swing your leg over and get on top of him."

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5. "It was a great ride, but he's kinda sticky."

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9. "Careful how much hand you use, you don't want him to pop up."

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10. "Use your legs to drive him forward."

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11. "Open your thighs more."

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13. "You look good on him!"

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15. "Eventers do it three ways!"

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16. "You're being too rough with your hands."

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18. "Wrap your legs around him and try to get his head up."

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19. "She needs a really big girth."

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20. "She's squirting everywhere."

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21. "He's just so soft in my hands."

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23. "He rides so much bigger than he looks!"

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