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23 Misleading Things All Horseback Riders Say

"Just swing your leg over and get on top of him."

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2. "She got me off twice today."

3. "Don't put her away while she's still wet."

4. "Swing your leg over and get on top of him."

5. "It was a great ride, but he's kinda sticky."

9. "Careful how much hand you use, you don't want him to pop up."

10. "Use your legs to drive him forward."

11. "Open your thighs more."

13. "You look good on him!"

15. "Eventers do it three ways!"

16. "You're being too rough with your hands."

18. "Wrap your legs around him and try to get his head up."

19. "She needs a really big girth."

20. "She's squirting everywhere."

21. "He's just so soft in my hands."

23. "He rides so much bigger than he looks!"