I imagined what Bobby's opinion on "Netflix and chill" is, because I couldn't ask him myself.
And I wrote about his beloved Maine Coon, Nacho Flay.
Bobby remained silent, and I was alone in my fandom — just me and my URLs. Until this tweet popped up in my feed.
So I did what any real Bobby fan would do...I traveled across state lines from Queens, NY to meet the ginger prince of Food Network.
My mom accompanied me on my journey to Bobby.
Here she is leading the way to our boy.
And here I am in line, enjoying a snack from the generous prince himself.
I started to close in on Bobby and I couldn't handle the excitement.
Here, Bobby can be spotted in the distance. Oblivious to the fact that he is about to meet his biggest fan.
Nearing Bobby and no one suspects me yet.
And finally...the moment came. I greeted Bobby with a joy that would rival that of a young English child on an enchanting and chilly Christmas morn.
Bobby was not quite as enthused to meet me.
He had no idea that the URL sneak had struck again, and this time I infiltrated an innocent book signing.
Here he shows a bit of delight and excitement upon recognizing that we have matching shirts. What a moment.
A beautiful, angelic, shining moment indeed.
I may have only had a brief interaction with the ginger prince himself, but I will cherish this moment forever. I will tell my grandchildren, who will tell their grandchildren, and so on, and so on. Bobby boy will live on in my heart, for all of eternity.