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I Dressed Up As "Star Wars" Characters For A Week And It Got Weird

Bounty hunters can't skateboard.

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And then I went home alone because when you're a Sith Lord you don't need anyone other than yourself and your sick-ass powers.

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I snapped some fire selfies, passed out on this couch at 8 p.m. in full costume, and woke up with mask marks on my face. I was glad to be leaving my life in the Galactic Republic behind.

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I felt like I could kick some serious ass dressed as Rey, especially because she has a cool staff (but I really wished I had my own BB-8 to travel around with me).

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The first thing that happened on Boba Fett Day was that I made some people scream on the sidewalk in NYC because I scared the hell out of them.

I also bumped into a lot of stuff because it is impossible to see out of that helmet.

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Ultimately, Star Wars week taught me to channel my inner Darth Vader, avoid skateboarding in a costume that's too big for you, and never take crap from stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herders.