1. “What even are stairs and how do I do them?!”
2. “This is a toy, right??”
3. “I don’t know what you are but I still win.”
4. “What’s a vine?? Give it to me now.”
5. “This is fluffy and smells nice. We’re never leaving.”
6. “WHY MOM? WHY??”
7. “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS GAME IS. BUT I WIN AGAIN.”
8. “You are big and fuzzy. LET’S BE FRIENDS.”
9. “NOT AGAIN.”
10. “brb time to naps forever.”
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- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀