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    Diagnostics With WebMD

    Who needs medical professionals when you've got an internet connection? Here's a quick way to determine what ails you, and for how long it might continue ailing you before death welcomes you into its open maw.

    1. You've had a headache for the last few hours. You probably:

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      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      DEATH COMES FOR YOU

    1. You've noticed a small bruise on your leg. This is probably:

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      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      YOU CANNOT ESCAPE DEATH

    1. You've been typing non-stop for the last few hours, and you've noticed your hands feel a little odd. This is most likely due to:

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      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      SHUFFLE OFF THIS MORTAL COIL

    1. One of your eyes is twitching. This is because:

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      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Death has made you a lovely breakfast buffet! The main course is YOUR MORTALITY

    1. You're feeling a little nauseated. In all likelihood, this is the result of:

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      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      DEATH WILL NOT BE SWAYED

    In conclusion: