3. Tweets my own. RTs not endorsements (everyone else)
“Everyone important had it, I just wanted to fit in.”
5. The Uber-Optimist
“This bio is the only part of my life I actually have any control of right now.”
9. Corporate Stooge
“My boss makes me have this account so I am only here to RT company tweets and join in with conference hashtags. #synergy”
10. Team Followback
“My declarations of love for popstars regularly receive hundreds more RTs than your ‘hilarious’ social commentary ever will.”
“This seemingly random, but actually agonisingly curated list of things I like represents the absolute essence of who I am. I don’t just like Wes Anderson films. I am Wes Anderson films.”
“Oh my god! You love coffee too?! You simply MUST see the filters I’ve put on my lunch.”
14. OTT Sports Fan
“Sport hooliganism belongs to the internet now.”
- President Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents' dinner. Yesterday, he called the media "the enemy of the people."
- Tom Perez has been named chair of the Democratic National Committee. He was Obama's Labor Secretary.
- Here's the beef: Rapper Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj in a new diss track, who fired back with a Beyoncé endorsement 😱