1. My Shit Life So Far by Frankie Boyle
2. Austenland by Shannon Hale
3. The Selection by Kiera Cass
4. The Pirates! in an Adventure with the Romantics by Giden Defoe
5. Let’s Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson
6. An Introduction To Algebraic Topology by Joseph J. Rotman
7. No Thanks by e. e. cummings
8. Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang by Chelsea Handler
- "Welcome to the movement": Women's March on Washington organizers are working tirelessly to make sure 1st-time marchers stick around ✊
- Nope, President Donald Trump will not release his tax returns after an IRS audit, the White House says, despite pledging to do so.
- Kellyanne Conway says White House press sec. Sean Spicer didn't lie about crowd size at Trump's inauguration. He gave "alternative facts."
- Aziz Ansari has made history as the first South Asian to host 'SNL.' In his monologue, he called Trump "the Chris Brown of politics."