1. "Checking to see there's no hair in your butt crack when you're done with a shower"
2. "Wearing the same bra for an undetermined, yet very long time - until it smells."
3. "Watching yourself cry in the mirror at least once during a heavy crying session. You know, after sobbing for 20 minutes you want to see if you 'cry prettily'"
4. "Shave pubes, regret, repeat"
5. "Looking down at your nipples and thinking they're too soft and big and doing anything it takes to make them small and pointy"
6. Poop stalemate
7. "When you sneeze while on your period"
8. "Enjoy the rush of freedom that comes from taking your bra off at the end of the day. Be free my titties!"
9. "Basking in the smell of your own farts"
10. "Kegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere."
11. "When hairs fall out in the shower I don't want to clog the drain so I put them on my shower wall and do a little swirl so they are neat and ready to be put in the garbage when I'm done"

