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16 Things All Women Do With Their Bodies But Will Never Admit

...until now. (Inspired by this Reddit thread)

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1. "Checking to see there's no hair in your butt crack when you're done with a shower"

2. "Wearing the same bra for an undetermined, yet very long time - until it smells."

Via American Film Institute

3. "Watching yourself cry in the mirror at least once during a heavy crying session. You know, after sobbing for 20 minutes you want to see if you 'cry prettily'"

Via / Panthéon Distribution

What we aim for

Via / FOX

What we get

4. "Shave pubes, regret, repeat"

5. "Looking down at your nipples and thinking they're too soft and big and doing anything it takes to make them small and pointy"

Via / Universal Pictures

6. Poop stalemate

Via / NBC

"When trying to poop in public we try to pretend we're not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won't poop until they're left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. Nobody wins in a poop stalemate."

7. "When you sneeze while on your period"

Via / Warner Bros

8. "Enjoy the rush of freedom that comes from taking your bra off at the end of the day. Be free my titties!"

Via / NBC

9. "Basking in the smell of your own farts"

10. "Kegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere."

Via / NBC

"If you're talking to me and I'm sitting, I am definitely kegeling."

11. "When hairs fall out in the shower I don't want to clog the drain so I put them on my shower wall and do a little swirl so they are neat and ready to be put in the garbage when I'm done"

Via / Warner Bros

12. "Sitting in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter"


Yeah. It happens.

13. "Measure to see if our hair can cover our nipples in a playboy manner"

14. "When I'm in bed with my partner, putting icy cold hands/feet on their tummy and sides."

Via / Walt Disney Pictures

"I say it's for the warmth, but I also get a sadistic pleasure in watching him squirm."

15. "Double checked to make sure I didn't accidentally put two tampons in"


"Let me die of embarrassment now"

16. "Tried on a shirt that was too small, then started to panic in the dressing room after realizing how restrictive it is when you can't get it back off over the boobs."


"Start thinking that you either have to 1. buy the shirt and live in it now, or 2. they're going to have to use the jaws of life to remove it."

You mean, everyone does these?

Via / Jenna Marbles

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