Cleverbot is the smartest chatbot on the internet. It’s been learning from its users for years, and its responses are getting to be… uncanny. Anyway: Cleverbot, with the help of director Chris R Wilson, has made its first movie. It’s wonderful:
User: Let’s write a movie together.
Cleverbot: What would you like to write the poem about?
User: Whatever. Okay, so what do you want the title of the movie to be.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Great! I’ll start: It’s sunset in a beautiful forest. We see the hero of the film. What do you want the heroes name to be?
Cleverbot: Not my name, my stomach.
User: Ooookay. Stomach looks around the forest and says:.
Cleverbot: I can give you myself as food.
User: Fantastic. What do you want the love interest’s name to be?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want your name to be is what I want your name to be.
User: We’ll call her Peaches.
Cleverbot: You have terrible sense of naming. Allow me to suggest some names. Leviticus. Prometheus. Ariadne.
User: Fantastic. Her name is Prometheus.
Cleverbot: Oooh! Tell me all about her.
User: Not right now. Prometheus walks up to Stomach and says:.
Cleverbot: Brilliant. Why are you telling me this?
User: Suddenly the mood changes as the enemy approaches. What’s the enemies name?
Cleverbot: Rapping at my chamber door.
User: Can we shorten his name to just ‘Door’?
Cleverbot: No, but I can give you a name if you’d like.
User: Please do.
Cleverbot: I name you Robert. Do you like this name?
User: Sure. So HIS name will be Robert. Robert yells at the two:.
Cleverbot: Why yes. How’d you know?
User: Stomach, confused by the altercation asks Robert:.
Cleverbot: I may be confused, I guess, am I wrong?
User: Robert laughs maniacally and yells:
Cleverbot: No one calls me ‘Cleverbot’ and gets away with it! I’d watch yourself!
User: Well played sir. Robert lunges towards Prometheus as she screams:.
Cleverbot: If Robert Frost said he was playing a game, he would play it.
User: Stomach steps in his way and sternly tells Robert this:.
Cleverbot: Interesting. I must get inner peace a lot if those are the symptoms.
User: How does Robert respond?
Cleverbot: Who owns the horses?
User: Stomach responds?
User: What’s an angry statement?
Cleverbot: Why does it feel so good to be gangster.
User: Prometheus interrupts, how does she stop the argument?
Cleverbot: We should think about Will Smith. Do you know about William?
User: Brilliant. Prometheus turns to Stomach to reveal something about herself and who?
User: Give me a name!
Cleverbot: Do you want me to name you, or do you want to know my name, I am confused.
User: Give me the name of a character.
User: What’s your brother’s name?
User: Was that so hard? Okay, Prometheus says to Stomach that she needs to tell him something about her and Eric. What’s a big scandal?
Cleverbot: Interesting. I have not heard about anything of the sort.
User: Give me a big scandal.
Cleverbot: What actress starred in the movie Clueless?
User: Silverstone, why?
Cleverbot: We have achieved something that seemed impossible for a long time, I think you should feel proud.
User: Great, what would be a huge scandal?
Cleverbot: I would prove it but chuck norris doesn’t have to prove anything to anybody.
User: How would Stomach respond?
Cleverbot: Part of a tooth just chipped off.
User: What’s an example of a big scandal?
Cleverbot: I said example not expletive you fool.
User: What’s an example of a big scandal?
Cleverbot: To get rid of muggles, to kill harry potter. TO TAKE OVER.
User: If you were really angry, what would you say?
Cleverbot: Make this a better conversation.
User: She tells Stomach he has to go. Stomach drops to his knees and says this:.
Cleverbot: *stomach rumbles loudly*.
User: You’re the best Cleverbot! Despite their fight, Robert consoles Stomach with this:.
Cleverbot: Why do you find me amusing?
User: And to wrap up the film, Stomach tells Robert this:.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well played sir, thank you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: The end?
Cleverbot: Yes the end.
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