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"A gangster does not try to imitate others. She looks at herself for who she is and accepts herself. So, above all else, if you want to be gangster, you must train yourself to love who you are and be your own unique self without striving for some stale imitation of what you think it is to be gangster."

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"Try keeping your rough language under your breath. Although this can be hard for some loud talkers, the mumbled swear is less offensive to people around you, whether they're right next to you or at the next table. The louder you swear, the more of a mess you might get into."

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10. How to kiss

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"If you've assessed the situation, and it seems probable that a kiss is imminent, the next things to think about are timing and approach. The key to nailing the pre kiss is matching your partner's speed and intensity. The kiss is the first opportunity to physically connect with your partner, and so you want to meet him or her halfway."

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"Remember not to let pressure to lose your virginity force you into being sexually active--the risks aren't worth it. Nothing will cramp your style more than changing diapers and a screaming baby to take care of. Not to mention, the guy will probably leave you once you get pregnant."

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"Gay model can have many connotations, so it is important to decide ahead of time if you are willing to pose naked or in sexual acts. You can also model for things such as print campaigns and clothing."

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"Use a small GPS device for a young child. This could be in the form of a watch or perhaps a unit that is kept in a backpack. Typically a small GPS unit is powered by batteries and needs to be recharged every 24 hours."

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"Walk with your dominant leg straight and stiff. Lift your hip slightly as you walk, as if you are trying to keep you baggy pants from sliding down your thighs. When you take a step with your opposite leg, lunge slightly into a limp. To accentuate the authenticity of your gangsta limp, you may consider placing your hand on or over your groin as you limp."

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"Each time your teen shows disrespect in any way, first remind yourself to not take it personally. End teen disrespect by saying, "I do not tolerate being spoken to in that manner," and do not respond to her until she begins behaving appropriately."

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"Act like a teenager yourself. Teens get really embarrassed when their parents don't act their age. Put on a pair of rollerblades and show up at the park when your daughter is skating with her friends, or dance around the house and sing into a hair brush when she has her friends over."

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"Commit to a life of individual responsibility realizing that existence proceeds essence and faith is available as a personal choice, but that commitment to whatever personal choice you make is your greatest weapon against fear, dread and anxiety."

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"For example, tell your kids you want to pretend like you are on a farm and get down on your hands and knees on the floor. Tell them you are all pretending to be farm animals and join them in mooing, oinking and cockadoodle-doing."

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"Work with your lawyer to identify a defense strategy that you'll use to try to create reasonable doubt in the minds of the jury members... Call the character of prosecution witnesses into question as much as you possibly can."

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"Look at the water. If large bubbles are rising from the bottom of the pot to the surface, the water is boiling."

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"You can win a stare-down with a cat. Even an adult cat. Even an adult cat who's used to winning stare-downs with humans. The result of winning a stare-down with a cat is usually that the cat will stalk away."

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"Start at the beginning, unfolding only necessary information in logical fashion. Write in active voice, not passive. Keep your copy lean, eliminating extraneous words. Keep it simple and methodical."

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"Draw two circles above the snout, one on each side of the snout. These are the eyes of your dog. Draw a pair of sunglasses on the dog to make it really cool."

I decided to try this one. Iollowed the instructions exactly:

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