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“I could’ve cheated on you, but I didn’t because I love you that much.” - a very, very, very, VERY ex. Ew.

I agree! On paper I’m Stephanie but I really hate anything other than Steph or Stevie (which a few family members call me). When I hear somebody call me Stephanie, I know right away it’s somebody who doesn’t know me well or my mom and or husband are really annoyed with me 😂

This is gonna sound so dumb, but A Little Bit Alexis on the Schitt’s Creek soundtrack. I know it’s a total joke song, but it’s catchy af and for me, it’s absolutely impossible not to dance around the house to it.

The last one is so great. My four year old daughter is a total chatterbox and strikes up a conversation with every cashier she meets. She starts with the typical, “Hi! What’s your name? How’s your day going?” But one day as we walked away from the checkout she said, “Bye! Thank you… Read More

Honestly, looking back, I would’ve loved to have donated the items, but I was not in that mindset at that moment and it was just my immediate response. We had a really bizarre breakup and my first reaction to the “gift” was anger and then pure fear that he possibly knew where I lived.… Read More

I had an ex that I hadn’t spoken to in 8 years find out I was pregnant, looked up my baby registry at Target, and sent me gifts from said registry. I almost puked when I opened the package and saw a little love note from him on the “note from sender” part. All the gifts immediately… Read More

Also, more people should watch Scrooged.

I mean, is Gremlin’s really a Christmas movie just because it takes place at Christmas time?

It is so sad and a fear that never leaves. Even living with my husband and children now, I still have pieces of wood in the tracks of all of our sliding windows and doors.

My parents are great parents, but a shitty couple. They divorced after 27 years of marriage, and after about a year of awkwardness they’re now best friends. They even still vacation together. Sometimes you love each other, you just can’t live with each other. And they’re both still… Read More