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11 Helpful Nicknames For Tricky "Game Of Thrones" Characters

Because sometimes it's hard to keep all these people straight. Spoilers ahead!

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1. Theon Greyjoy as 'That Guy Who Got His Penis Cut Off'

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Never far from his closest friend...

2. Ramsay Snow as 'That Guy Who Cut That Other Guy's Penis Off'

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Turning two beautiful young girls onto a captive man then yanking them away and cutting off his dick? Pretty sinister.

3. Podrick Payne as 'Guy With a Huge Penis, Apparently'

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Not that I want to see it or anything.

4. Lord Varys as 'Bald Guy Without A Penis'

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Unless the secret is you have no genitals. Because you tell almost everybody that.

5. Grey Worm as 'Unsullied Guy Without a Penis'

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Unsullied, and ready to mingle...

6. Oberyn Martell as 'Bisexual Antonio Banderas'

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This guy is pretty badass so far.

7. Loras Tyrell as 'Sword Swallower, Through and Through'

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At least his Grandma is cool!

8. Davos Seaworth as 'Guy Who Can't Read'

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But learning at a splendid rate. By Season 4, Episode 7 he'll be polishing off 50 Shades of Grey with ease.

9. Stannis Baratheon as 'The Most Boring Character in the Show'

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I know he's an important character but literally he's been a snooze fest so far. Basically starting the same character arch all over again. We literally first meet him burning things on a beach, listening to some chick then going to war. Now we see him once again burning things on a beach, listening to some chick and presumably going to war. At least the chick is...

10. Lady Melisandre as 'Hot Chick Who Had A Demon Baby'

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As if putting fire in every shot she appears in wasn't telling enough. She is hot!

11. Hodor as 'Hodor'

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God damn this man is a legend!

Enjoy the rest of the season!

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