1. Theon Greyjoy as 'That Guy Who Got His Penis Cut Off'
2. Ramsay Snow as 'That Guy Who Cut That Other Guy's Penis Off'
3. Podrick Payne as 'Guy With a Huge Penis, Apparently'
4. Lord Varys as 'Bald Guy Without A Penis'
5. Grey Worm as 'Unsullied Guy Without a Penis'
6. Oberyn Martell as 'Bisexual Antonio Banderas'
7. Loras Tyrell as 'Sword Swallower, Through and Through'
8. Davos Seaworth as 'Guy Who Can't Read'
9. Stannis Baratheon as 'The Most Boring Character in the Show'
10. Lady Melisandre as 'Hot Chick Who Had A Demon Baby'
11. Hodor as 'Hodor'
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