The 11 Most Important Celebrity Lumps Of All Time

    If celebrity bulge rankings exist, why shouldn't lumps be held to the same standard?

    All lumps were ranked and measured on a scale of zero to five Lumpy Space Princesses. Each special lump was ranked by its curve and prominence to determine the rank.

    11. These soft, mouthwatering lumps.

    Lump Rating: 0.5 out of 5 LSPs

    10. These bad bad bad lumps, ooh.

    Lump Rating: 1 out of 5 LSPs

    9. These fine ass golden brown lumps.

    Lump Rating: 1.5 out of 5 LSPs

    8. These large, puffy lumps.

    Lump Rating: 2 out of 5 LSPs

    7. These lumps that'll leave you extra thirsty.

    Lump Rating: 2.5 out of 5 LSPs

    6. These seductive, hair covered lumps.

    Lump Rating: 3 out of 5 LSPs

    5. These lumps that you simply need in your life.

    Lump Rating: 3.5 out of 5 LSPs

    4. These intergalactic lumps.

    Lump Rating: 4 out of 5 LSPs

    3. These royal and perfect lumps.

    Lump Rating: 4.5 out of 5 LSPs

    2. These squishy, curvaceous lumps.

    Lump Rating: 5 out of 5 LSPs

    1. These lumps that are just spilling over and can't be contained.

    Lump Rating: INFINITE LSPs