All lumps were ranked and measured on a scale of zero to five Lumpy Space Princesses. Each special lump was ranked by its curve and prominence to determine the rank.
11.These soft, mouthwatering lumps.
Lump Rating: 0.5 out of 5 LSPs
10.These bad bad bad lumps, ooh.
Lump Rating: 1 out of 5 LSPs
9.These fine ass golden brown lumps.
Lump Rating: 1.5 out of 5 LSPs
8.These large, puffy lumps.
Lump Rating: 2 out of 5 LSPs
7.These lumps that'll leave you extra thirsty.
Lump Rating: 2.5 out of 5 LSPs
6.These seductive, hair covered lumps.
Lump Rating: 3 out of 5 LSPs
5.These lumps that you simply need in your life.
Lump Rating: 3.5 out of 5 LSPs
4.These intergalactic lumps.
Lump Rating: 4 out of 5 LSPs
3.These royal and perfect lumps.
Lump Rating: 4.5 out of 5 LSPs
2.These squishy, curvaceous lumps.
Lump Rating: 5 out of 5 LSPs
1.These lumps that are just spilling over and can't be contained.