Everyone listens to T. Swift.Kenny ChesneyPeople making personalized jerseys.People fake tan with no shame.Sam CookeSundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdayYou know someone with a pet duck.Snow piles that never melt.Drive Your Tractor To Work DayPep rallies are everything.Until Friday nights.People you know rock cowboy hats.Block parties are the norm.Nearly everyone in town is religious.Everyone gets haircuts at the same shop.And there's usually more talking than cutting hair.People wear Hollister even though there are zero beaches close by.These four words.Snow days feel like winning the lotto.You've encountered oddly named businesses.People actually drive with these on their car.You take things too far when rooting for your team.People are still surprised by the crazy weather.And take their drinking games very seriously.People get way too excited for the fair.
How Midwestern Are You?
You're a little midwestern! Why else would you take this quiz? You might just be a passerby, but you'll always carry parts of the Midwest with you.
You're pretty midwestern! You love your town, and you'll defend it no matter how boring it gets, especially when parts of your town didn't show up on this quiz.
You are extremely midwestern! You love sports, pray for snow days, and you're proud to call the midwest home. You're probably super-nice to strangers, and you're ready to smash on all-fried everything at the state fair this summer.
You're a Midwest legend! It doesn't matter if you still live in middle America, you'll always have strong ties with the Midwest. You've probably been to more high school football games than you can count, and will embody that rugged badass vibe that every midwesterner has. You are the salt of the earth, homie!